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Very confusing that gross pay is before tax. I always find the number way grosser after tax.

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Here’s to a new year of making the same old mistakes, but with far more enthusiasm.

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Dear Stomach, you’re bored, not hungry. So shut up.

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Girl math is crying for two hours and then realizing it wasn’t that deep.

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Andrew Tate is what you’d get if Axe body spray gained consciousness.

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My my husband’s favorite thing is when I blame him for losing something that’s actually in my hand.

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Whoever named the grapefruit when there was already a fruit named grape. Incompetent legend. I wish we could hang out.

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Superwoman: Single. Batman: Single. Wonder Woman: Single. I get it now, I’m single because I’m a superhero.

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I love how these vegans still drink water. That’s a fish’s house!