Trendy Funny Quotes

  • Welcome to your 40s: you get tired from sleeping now.
  • To call you stupid would be an insult to stupid people!
  • Ironically people who are good at giving advice find it difficult to follow their own.
  • Do you scroll through Netflix to find a good show for your dog to watch when you leave the house or are you normal?
  • If you bring an acoustic guitar to a bonfire, I’m going to assume it’s for fuel.
  • Croutons feel like an apology. “Sorry we gave you salad. Have some consolation toast.”