Trendy Funny Quotes

  • You can name literally any food or drink to the dentist and they’ll be like “ohhh, that’s actually so bad for your teeth. You should only eat water and toothpaste.”
  • Ironically jogging pants are mostly worn by the laziest people.
  • Replying to all emails with “ya think?”.
  • Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go.
  • The healthy food in my fridge should be grateful really. It survives much longer than everything else.
  • I always like to remember the time before the internet. It was so good not to know how cruel and stupid humanity really is.