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Someone from 🇸🇲 has copied:

You want me to pay attention to the details? The thing the devil is in?

Someone from 🇭🇹 has viewed:

Oh I’m sorry, did the middle of my sentence interrupt the beginning of yours?

Someone from 🇧🇷 has viewed:

Took the road less travelled after buying the sat nav less expensive.

Someone from 🇱🇮 has bookmarked:

The crematorium is my last hope for a hot body.

Someone from 🇫🇯 has downloaded:

There is sex without love, there is love without sex, and there is me without both.

Someone from 🇬🇳 has bookmarked:

I probably think this song is about me.

Someone from 🇸🇹 has copied:

You befriend a guy and a few days later he’s like “I wanna talk to you about something”. Please, God, let it be about the economy.

Someone from 🇩🇰 has copied:

I always wonder who makes a more stupid face: women putting on make-up or men shaving?

Someone from 🇨🇦 has bookmarked:

Much of my algorithm is based on when I paused while scrolling to grab a snack.

Someone from 🇸🇩 has downloaded:

Sorry, I’m late. Time isn’t real, and I’m not convinced I am either.

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Spotted on TikTok:

Nobody says “boom shakalaka” like they used to.

Just shared via X:

I worry a lot about the wild animals in my neighborhood, but I’m beginning to think they don’t worry about me.

Making waves on WeChat:

The devil couldn’t reach me so he made sure my love life was bullshit.

Shared recently on Reddit:

I’m not calling anyone daddy unless I’m asking for money for the mall.

Just shared via Snapchat:

Which is it, brain? Does nothing matter or do I need to be anxious about everything?

Seen just now on Reddit:

So you mean to tell me a stress ball isn’t for throwing at people who stress you out?

Going viral on Reddit:

Don’t think of it as losing followers, think of it as frustrating bots to the point they go away.

Spotted on LinkedIn:

I am a person who wants to do a lot of things trapped in the body of a person who wants to sleep a lot.

Spreading quickly via X:

As everyone was arguing about politics, no one saw me leave with the cake.

Live now on Discord:

Screaming into the abyss has lost some of its effectiveness, if I’m being honest.

Most women need a little reassurance. Like when she says “oh, you want to see crazy?” Reassure her that you do not.
Most women need a little reassurance. Like when she says “oh, you want to see crazy?” Reassure her that you do not.
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Someone from 🇹🇼 has bookmarked:

Can it still be an emotional support animal if the animal doesn’t want to participate? Asking for my cat.

Someone from 🇱🇰 has bookmarked:

If you’re ever wondering what to do in an uncomfortable situation, just think “What would teenage me do?” And then do the opposite of that.

Someone from 🇹🇴 has copied:

Sometimes, I wonder what my life would be like if I had a good haircut.

Someone from 🇨🇭 has shared:

No, no, I’m listening, it just takes me some time to process so much stupidity all at once.

Someone from 🇬🇩 has viewed:

Anxiety should have a loyalty rewards program.

Someone from 🇫🇮 has downloaded:

Me driving at night: I hope this is the road!

Someone from 🇩🇲 has bookmarked:

I’ve faced more peer pressure to watch certain TV shows than to do drugs.

Someone from 🇸🇹 has shared:

Welcome to your fifties. Saturday Night Fever now means lots of rest, cold medicine, and chicken noodle soup.

Someone from 🇮🇩 has viewed:

My phone storage is full so I guess it’s time to delete the 27 second video I took of a spiderweb four years ago.

Someone from 🇷🇸 has copied:

Billion dollar technology idea: A printer that works.

Social Media Log 💫

Spotted on WeChat:

I’ve been heading in the wrong direction for most of my life, but since the earth is round, I’m just going to stick with it and see it through.

Reported on TikTok:

If I was a microplastic, I would simply not go in the ocean or anyone’s mouth.

Freshly posted on Instagram:

Pinterest algorithm is like a loving dad who fills the whole fridge with oranges after seeing you enjoy one.

Making waves on Threads:

I want the dreams to chase me for once.

Just shared via Discord:

Flirting is easy until you have to flirt with the person you like.

Making waves on Discord:

As a child, all I wanted was as to be a time traveller, like my grandson and his grandson before him.

Making waves on Discord:

Current state of politics: The circus is on fire but the monkey is fine.

Going viral on Instagram:

Nothing prepares you for the day you wake up and realize you have a favorite cardigan.

Spreading quickly via Pinterest:

Sometimes I feel useless, but then I remember I breathe out carbon dioxide for plants.

Trending via LinkedIn:

Can’t. Just put my hair in a bun and that’s just about enough exercise for today.

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