Most women need a little reassurance. Like when she says “oh, you want to see crazy?” Reassure her that you do not.

Most women need a little reassurance. Like when she says "oh, you want to see crazy?" Reassure her that you do not.

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“Ah, the classic ‘oh, you want to see crazy?’ line – a dangerous game of emotional Russian roulette 🤪💥! It’s best to proceed with caution and perhaps a helmet 🪖. Remember, sometimes it’s okay to just admire from a safe distance 👀😅!”

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