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A gentleman always straightens out the vending machine after shaking it.

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Who called it a heatwave and not a temperature tantrum?

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I was at a funeral yesterday and spiced things up by walking over to complete strangers and saying “Ignore what everyone else thinks. I, personally, have no issue with you being here”.

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Any time I throw up, I stare at it like I’m getting a message from the past.

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The neighbor sneezes loudly from the balcony. And because I’m a polite person, I shout loudly: Disgusting!

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I love people who are fluent in Spongebob references.

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“I’m at a point in my life where I don’t go anywhere unless I absolutely have to.”

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The final act of love is not texting them happy birthday.

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My cat just knocked over my coffee mug and looked at me like it was my fault. How dare I put it on the edge of the table?

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It’s okay to feed your car a curb, as a little treat sometimes.