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Gutted to report that spending a day offline, touching grass with my friends, was phenomenal for my mental health.

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If you need me, I’ll be in the shower pretending I can sing.

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Clicking on a suspicious link at work just to feel something.

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Can we all agree that Mini Cooper drivers need to put an extended flag on the back of their cars so the stalls where they’re parked stop looking empty?

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You cannot trust me at a zoo because I’ll release the animals.

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Hearing my voice in recording makes me wanna apologize to every person I talked to.

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I’m tired of pretending talking about the weather isn’t fun.

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I’m sick of living through history!

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Cars should come with a secondary smaller “sorry” horn for when you do something a lil silly by accident.

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When fireworks were invented, it was ‘hisssss’ to ‘wheeeee’ in the making.