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The lion is actually pretty concerned right now.

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People who leave the blinds closed the entire plane ride: who hurt you?

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Don’t you hate it when you buy veggies and when you get them home you realize they’re donuts?

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Hey bartender, can you turn down the music, please? This guy I just met is trying to explain how baseball works.

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To the people who have only fans, what’s stopping you from upgrading to an air conditioner?

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I’ve discovered I have a logic fetish, I just can’t stop coming to conclusions.

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Maybe there’s an alternate universe where onions cry when they chop up humans, you don’t know.

21 shares on TikTok this month:

Going to the gym for my health and wellbeing? No, I just wanna look good naked.

63 shares on Twitch this month:

If you don’t realize that you’re a werewolf, then you’re actually an unawarewolf.

76 shares on X this month:

Your opinions are not my business.

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My toxic trait is thinking I deserve a vacation… while still on vacation.

98 shares on Pinterest this month:

I really cannot be friends with picky eaters because it somehow always correlates to bigger problems and character flaws.

12 shares on WeChat this month:

You sound smart. You some kinda ‘ologist?

89 shares on Instagram this month:

My Uber driver didn’t try to talk to me the entire ride. Five stars.

91 shares on Discord this month:

Perks of dating me: you will be the hot one.

56 shares on Snapchat this month:

The dopamine hit of getting an Outlook meeting cancellation is unrivaled.

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People who live alone should get one practice conversation before they have to speak out loud for the first time that day.

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Snaccident: eating a whole bag of Doritos in one sitting.

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I come from a long line of people with something wrong with them.

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Everyone’s a gangster until they have to say sorry.

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I have no beef with vegetarians.

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In search of someone who loves me as much as I love my snooze button.

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And then I thought to myself, “What’s the point of cleaning if my family is going to keep living here?”

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Having to pee when you’re driving is problematic. Having to sneeze when you’re driving is even more problematic.

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A hot coffee and a crispy bagel doesn’t change anything but it can’t hurt.

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I got my superpowers when I was bitten by a radioactive idiot.

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Spotted on Pinterest:

I think more people would actually heal from their trauma if they got revenge.

Breaking via Reddit:

No, I wasn’t dancing. I got harassed by a bumble bee.

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I don’t always leave the house, but when I do, I shouldn’t.

Just shared via Facebook:

Your odds are greater of being killed by a coconut rather than a shark and this is exactly why I don’t swim in coconut-infested waters.

Going bananas on Slack:

Preparing for the apocalypse by becoming fluent in zombie.

Seen just now on Threads:

Got an email from my bank saying “is your 401k enough to retire on” and it’s like you are my bank, you know it’s not.

Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

What beautiful weather outside. I’m gonna close the curtains.

Going bananas on Twitch:

A weekend in a log cabin with a hot tub sounds perfect right now.

Just landed via TikTok:

All my life choices led me to this post right here, and if that’s not an indictment of free will, I don’t know what is.

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Imagine hating me, and I’m just over here hating myself more.

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My body cracks like a glow stick every time I move, but refuses to light up.

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The lion is actually pretty concerned right now.

People who leave the blinds closed the entire plane ride: who hurt you?

Don’t you hate it when you buy veggies and when you get them home you realize they’re donuts?

Hey bartender, can you turn down the music, please? This guy I just met is trying to explain how baseball works.

To the people who have only fans, what’s stopping you from upgrading to an air conditioner?

I’ve discovered I have a logic fetish, I just can’t stop coming to conclusions.

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