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My favorite yoga pose is reaching for the remote control on the far end of the table without falling off the couch.

Running to the boarding gate is my favorite workout.

No longer praying on your downfall. I will be directly involved.

“What’s love?” Grandma sliding money into my hand like a drug dealer. Yeah, man, that’s love.

If I complain about being out of shape, I don’t actually want fitness tips and workouts to try. I just want to complain and remain out of shape. What is wrong with you people?

People in their 20s be like, “This is my emotional support master’s degree.”

Your honor, my client doesn’t like jail.

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To everyone I’ve wronged this year. Next year same time, same place.

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The human body is incredible. It’s like, “Oh, you’re stressed and sad? Here, enjoy this acne.”

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