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If at first you don’t succeed, try two more times so your failure is statistically significant.

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Interviewer: Can I get you anything? Me: Yeah, a job!

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If you start liking someone, just block them. Follow me for more relationship advice.

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Out of Office: I am on vacation. Your emails will be forwarded nowhere to be read by no one. Good day.

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All the world’s a stage, and I always forget my line.

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That awkward moment when someone gets angry at you for clicking a pen, but you have to click it one more time to use it.

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Daffodil totally sounds like an insult, you blooming daffodil.

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Dear men, my ‘biological clock’ isn’t my weakness. It’s your final deadline to prove you’re worthy.

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Tom and Jerry fooled me into thinking dogs bullied cats when it’s the opposite in reality.

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Ah yes, my abandonment issues due to all the abandonment.