Trendy Funny Quotes

  • My tattoo means that I can’t be trusted with $200.
  • If you wanna make someone cry, just show them the earliest year they can retire.
  • With great power comes the absolute certainty that you’ll turn into a right douche.
  • There’s someone in our team who behaves horribly to me and whenever I have to type his name, I’ve taken to using a slightly smaller font size than for everyone else’s.
  • Money doesn’t impress me. Giving it to me does.
  • My favorite color is money.