My mind is like someone dumped the entire junk drawer on a trampoline. Posted on4 months ago4 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsApp#my #mind #is #like #someone #dumped #the #entire #junk #drawer #on #a #trampoline #funnyquote #funnyquotes Related Funny Quotes 🤝 That pen in the junk drawer that hasn’t been used in four years picked today to have an attitude. If you pass out in front of your kids they will either try to call an ambulance or use you as a trampoline. You just don’t know. Managed to empty the vegetable drawer of the fridge before something there takes on a life of its own. Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter. If I had today’s mind, I wouldn’t have made yesterday’s mistake. But if I hadn’t made yesterday’s mistake, I wouldn’t have today’s mind.