My mom: sure use any towel. Also my mom: not that one. Posted onMar 18, 2025 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:When your mom gives you the illusion of choice with the towels, but secretly has a favorite child… I mean, towel. ππ€·ββοΈ #MomLogic Related Funny Quotes π€ Children will see a neatly hanging dish towel and be like oh hell no. Spending the day with my mom and her mom, just observing the patterns. Stretching my back isnβt enough; I need to take out my spine and wring it out like a towel. Washing my hands in the sink and then wiping them on my cat, like a towel. At what point in not being able to sleep do I throw the towel in and have a beer, since maybe that will help?