Trendy Funny Quotes

  • Candy companies will look you straight in the eye and lie about how they know what a banana tastes like.
  • I got bills. They’re multiplying.
  • We should be able take jets and tanks and stuff whenever we want, we paid for them.
  • I enjoy long walks in the woods, but only because there’s a chance I’ll get eaten by a bear.
  • Don’t let the British accent fool you. I’m not saying anything smart.
  • The best part about Smarties is pouring them into an empty prescription bottle and shaking them all into my mouth while waiting in line.