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Those security guards at the Samsung store are Guardians of the Galaxy.

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If my fingers don’t motion like scissors snipping when I ask for a haircut at the salon, how will they know what I mean?

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Sometimes I’ll call in, disguise my voice, and insist on speaking to me, or I’ll take my business elsewhere.

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If you ghosted me, don’t come back. Maintain that energy, babe. Stay dead.

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The only men you can trust is ramen.

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That sound when you close the cupboard and hear something fall inside, that’s the sound of somebody else’s problem.

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I love icebreakers. They really give me time to anxiously reflect on what the most fun fact about me is, while I don’t listen to anyone else at all.

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I only accept apologies in cash.

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So we have actual fact checkers who know all the facts? Why not create a TV channel where they just give us the facts? We could call it the News.