My mom: sure use any towel. Also my mom: not that one. Posted onJan 30, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:When your mom gives you the illusion of choice with the towels, but secretly has a favorite child… I mean, towel. 👀🤷♂️ #MomLogic Related funny posts 😂 Children will see a neatly hanging dish towel and be like oh hell no. Unfortunately, I have the paper towel habit of a much wealthier woman. The way time stretches between the moment you put your hands under the air dryer and the realization it is in fact a paper towel dispenser. My wife bought new towels and they’re different colors, so I know the entire color scheme of my house is about to change. Moms be like, “Your cousin’s neighbor’s husband’s aunt died. Just thought you should know.”