My mom: sure use any towel. Also my mom: not that one. Posted on4 days ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:When your mom gives you the illusion of choice with the towels, but secretly has a favorite child… I mean, towel. 👀🤷♂️ #MomLogic Related Funny Quotes 🤝 The way time stretches between the moment you put your hands under the air dryer and the realization it is in fact a paper towel dispenser. Children will see a neatly hanging dish towel and be like oh hell no. That awkward moment your mom is doing the dishes and you slowly put your dish in the sink. I could never be an Instagram mom influencer. For starters, I wouldn’t be able to give my kids a name like Banjo or Parmesan or Chandelier. Sorry, Mom, I can’t go outside, I’m ugly.