My motivation and me: It’s complicated. Posted on3 months ago3 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppMy motivation and me: It’s complicated. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Women aren’t complicated. Just give us attention and leave us alone. Shoulda named my daughter Calculus cause damn she’s complicated. I never judge a book by its cover. People, though, I can tell are evil by their stupid faces. So grateful for pillows. My head works hard, it deserves its own bed. I enjoy a glass of wine each night for its health benefits. The other glasses are for my witty comebacks and flawless dance moves.