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A bad relationship can ruin a good song.

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Now I understand why old people sit outside just to sit outside.

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Before borrowing money from a friend, decide which you need most.

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The term “domestic housewife” implies the existence of a feral housewife and that is what I aspire to be.

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Cheeseburgers should be free for anyone that’s in a bad mood.

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Whoever has my voodoo doll, if you could take some stuffing out of the midsection and give it a little forehead kiss, that would be great.

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I don’t always listen to Metallica, but when I do, so do my neighbors.

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Been whispering “I like invented her” about my newborn every few hours.

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Democracy is a fine thing. The bad thing is that the stupid people are allowed to take part.

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I’ve cooked for men I should have poisoned, so yeah, I do have self-control.