Commentary:
"Looks like your phone screen is shining bright like a diamond while your future is still searching for the light switch. 
Keep your screen dimmed and your future prospects sparking with potential! 
"
Related Funny Quotes 
- In honor of the last eclipse, I will also get in the way of someone brighter than me.
- Screen time so high, I should send another risky message and then ignore my cell phone for three days.
- Google Maps should not count towards my screen time. I’m not addicted to my phone, I’m disoriented.
- At the first signs of a sore throat, you should be given the option of just skipping four days into the future.
- I use a headshot from 2008 on my LinkedIn to prepare future employers for disappointment.
