Trendy Funny Quotes

  • It’s almost bed time, so I’ll just check my e-mail, Twitter, Instagram, Facebook, and watch a season of my favorite show on Netflix real quick.
  • I was raised to be humble which I excel at cause I excel at everything.
  • Hell hath no fury like a toddler getting his nose wiped.
  • Don’t let the British accent fool you. I’m not saying anything smart.
  • I don’t need Halloween. I have strange characters around me all year round.
  • Can I sell my feelings on ebay, I don’t want them anymore.