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My phone screen is brighter than my future.

My phone screen is brighter than my future.

Commentary:
"Looks like your phone screen is shining bright like a diamond while your future is still searching for the light switch. 💎📱 Keep your screen dimmed and your future prospects sparking with potential! 🔦💡"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged bright, future, humor, joke, optimism, phone, screen, technology on Jan 20, 2025 by slickboy.

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