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  • Need to shave my legs again. Blow-drying takes far too long.
  • They say you should dress for the job you want then send you home as “the stormtrooper suit is not appropriate work attire”.
  • I’m going spiraling, do you need anything?
  • I know it’s traditional to start work at 9, but I think we could lower that age to 8.
  • I’m glad nobody can see the face I make when I’ve just started the washing machine and then spot a sock on the floor.
  • Why do plane tickets have to be so expensive? You’re literally going that way anyway. Just give me a ride.