Trendy Funny Quotes

  • I’m pretty sure by now that we’re some kind of satire channel on some other planet.
  • You can be anything when you grow up. For instance, I am very tired.
  • My kids act like they’re afraid of monsters, when they are literally the most terrifying creatures I’ve ever met.
  • “This was on sale!” is why I’m always broke.
  • Microplastics are a waste of time. I go straight to eating whole packaging.
  • My life is a constant cycle of waiting for the weekend.