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"Who needs a mind anyway? Losing it just adds a little excitement to life 🤪🔍 But seriously, losing your mind can be the ultimate adventure – who knows where it might end up next! 🌪️😂"

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99 shares on Snapchat this month:

My summer body has been pending for about ten years.

48 shares on Instagram this month:

Being an adult is getting excited about buying new appliances.

36 shares on Instagram this month:

Imagine Pinocchio roasting you for 5 mins straight and his nose didn’t move an inch.

58 shares on YouTube this month:

It may look like I’m doing nothing, but in my head I’m quite busy.

15 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I grew up with six brothers. That’s how I learned to dance: waiting for the bathroom.

98 shares on Slack this month:

I can easily spot a wolf in sheep’s clothing but this guy was dressed like my grandmother which threw me off.

45 shares on YouTube this month:

One day you’re young and carefree and the next you sneeze too hard and hurt your neck.

94 shares on WeChat this month:

I don’t get enough credit for acting far less crazy than I actually am.

39 shares on Snapchat this month:

Needlenose in HR says we can’t use nicknames anymore.

44 shares on Slack this month:

I enjoy long, romantic walks … to the departure gate.

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I know it’s bad, and you’ve got to shut it down right away, but is there anything more hilarious than a swearing toddler?

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Relationship status: the black mold in my shower thinks I’m cute.

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Going out for two days in a row should really be considered an extreme sport.

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Took my car to the mechanic because it was making a terrible noise. He removed the Mariah Carey Christmas CD, and now it’s fine.

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When I’m feeling old, I like to visit my parents so they can push all my buttons until I lose my shit and just like that, I’m 16 again.

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Anyone who deals with customers on a professional basis should be allowed to hand out one face slap per day.

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The internet is making people stupid. Not me, though.

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What part of “I need to save money” do I not understand?

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I wish you could put your whole life on do not disturb.

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Told my girl I’m tired of her dramas and she bought me an energy drink.

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I get so flattered when butterflies or bees buzz around me. Like, sorry ladies, I’m not a flower, but it’s so sweet that you thought I was. Hehe.

Just shared via YouTube:

Having sex with the same person gets freakier and nastier each time.

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I love how unforgiving soy sauce is. Cause you know immediately when you did too much with her.

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For introverts, the worst kind of head-on collision is running directly into the person we’re avoiding at the grocery store.

Just landed via Reddit:

Turns out I am the autistic one at “movie night,” who thought you’re supposed to actually watch the movie.

Seen just now on Instagram:

Lorebombing is when you make a new friend in your thirties and you have to catch each other up.

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Life is way too short to pretend you’re not into some freaky stuff.

Just landed via Slack:

Saying “sounds good to me” in a meeting then quickly realizing a lot more was expected from you.

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The longest drum solo was 10 hours and 26 minutes and was performed by the child sitting behind me on a flight from LA to Tokyo.

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I really hope that I look like the mirror version of me, and not the camera version.

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Next time I lose my mind I swear I’m not even going to look for it any more.

I have this rare skin disease called perfect.

Look, ice cream has eggs in it, therefore it is a breakfast food.

Rudolph’s bright red nose would not have done anything to improve Santa’s visibility in dense fog.

I’m clumsy but there are upsides. For example, if I finish my chips and I’m sad there’s no more chips, I look in my lap and I always find chips.

Therapy is expensive, getting lost in the woods and never being seen again is free.

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Next time I lose my mind I swear I’m not even going to look for it any more.

Keep the laugh going 😂

I have this rare skin disease called perfect.

Look, ice cream has eggs in it, therefore it is a breakfast food.

Rudolph’s bright red nose would not have done anything to improve Santa’s visibility in dense fog.

Twitter is like attaching a message to a balloon, hoping that the right person somehow finds and reads it.

I’m clumsy but there are upsides. For example, if I finish my chips and I’m sad there’s no more chips, I look in my lap and I always find chips.

Therapy is expensive, getting lost in the woods and never being seen again is free.

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