Next time I lose my mind I swear I’m not even going to look for it any more. Funny Quotes September 22, 2023 FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppNext time I lose my mind I swear I’m not even going to look for it any more. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I wish I could lose weight as easily as I lose my keys, phone, temper, and my mind. Human interaction is a great way to learn all the new swear words your subconscious mind has come up with in the lab. Of all the things to lose why couldn’t it have been my appetite and not my mind. Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter. If I had today’s mind, I wouldn’t have made yesterday’s mistake. But if I hadn’t made yesterday’s mistake, I wouldn’t have today’s mind.