Trendy Funny Quotes

  • Too bad mosquitos are not into human fat the way they are into human blood.
  • Anytime a guy says “that’s what she said” always reply with “yeah, but not to you”.
  • Honestly, shopping beats therapy, anytime. It costs the same and you get a dress out of it.
  • Engagement photo shoots are so funny as a concept. Like girl, we believed you.
  • A gentleman always straightens out the vending machine after shaking it.
  • Handshakes should be banned. Touch our naked body parts together for all the world to see? Gross!