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Be careful when you follow the masses sometimes the M is silent.

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That “meeting canceled” ping is a gift from the Gods.

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I’m naturally funny because my life is a joke.

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Nurse: “This may hurt.” Me: “My life hasn’t been much fun either.”

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There’s a disconnect between the decibel level of my car singing and my talent.

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I love being an adult and sitting absolutely still and suddenly I’ve hurt my neck somehow.

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The cool thing about ignoring a notification is being surprised to see it over and over again.

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I’m at a place in my life when errands are starting to count as going out.

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I have determined there is no quiet way to get a pan out of a cabinet in the morning.

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Gang members are so lucky to have something to do with their hands in photos.