No, I mean, it’s great toast. I just didn’t expect it to be French. Posted on1 month ago1 month ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppNo, I mean, it’s great toast. I just didn’t expect it to be French. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Some women seated next to me are gossiping in French. They obviously think I’m some dumb American who doesn’t speak French and they are correct. I once broke up with a guy because he ate half my french fries, and when I get really lonely, I still think about those french fries. Toast doesn’t talk. How do you know it’s French? Waiting for toast to toast takes forever unless you walk away for 10 seconds, then it burns. I always mean what I say, I don’t always mean to say it out loud, but I always mean it.