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"Oh là là, even the toast is feeling fancy today! 🇫🇷 Who knew toast could have such an elegant identity crisis? 😂 Maybe it's time to start a toast revolution! Vive la toast française! 🥖✨"

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You’d be surprised how many times you can use the word succulent in a work email.

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Girls take a picture of their legs in a bubble bath and say “guess where I am”. The library?

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I’m a “I have an appointment later, so I can’t do anything else for the rest of the day” kind of person.

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I never though I’d be the kind of person who wakes up early to exercise. I was right.

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Every frozen pizza is a canvas that needs an artist’s touch.

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Breaking News: No matter how close you are with your colleagues, never discuss your personal matters at work. Neverrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.

31 shares on Twitch this month:

Just did my best horse impression and the doctor still won’t give me ketamine.

33 shares on Discord this month:

January 1st: anything is possible. January 2nd: but not today.

17 shares on TikTok this month:

Went jogging and came back after five minutes because I forgot something. Forgot I’m out of shape.

72 shares on Threads this month:

Your ex is ruining someone else’s life now. You are safe.

15 shares on Discord this month:

Today, I’m wearing pink to raise awareness for people like me who forget to separate their red laundry from their whites.

39 shares on Instagram this month:

Going to church doesn’t make you a Christian any more than going to a garage makes you a car.

39 shares on Threads this month:

Basically a lot of my problems boil down to me being really bad at waking up, and also really bad at going to sleep.

81 shares on Twitch this month:

How am I supposed to make life choices when I still use my fingers to count and sing the whole alphabet to see what letter comes next.

52 shares on Threads this month:

I wasn’t feeling well so I googled my symptoms. I either have allergies or I died two days ago.

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Girls only want one thing, and it’s to be photographed candidly on 35mm film.

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Life is short, unless you’re listening to a kid describing an episode of PAW Patrol.

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Whoever was the first to shorten “Richard” down to “Dick” must have really hated that guy.

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Getting an entry-level job before the release of ChatGPT in 2022 was like taking the last chopper out of Vietnam. Few realize this yet.

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No more relationships for me, the last one was an embarrassment to my gangsta.

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Instead of cleaning my house, I just watch episodes of hoarders on TV and then I think “Wow, my house looks awesome!”

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If you see my account doing wild or out-of-character things, no worries. It’s not me, I routinely rent it out as an Airbnb.

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Fun fact: Did you know that removing junk food from your diet can help you lose up to 90% of your will to live?

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Death by a thousand stupid questions.

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My workout is reading in bed until my arms hurt.

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I feel for my kids, who had to take in the groceries and put them away today. They may never recover from this traumatic experience.

Going viral on Messenger:

Like, who are those little paper umbrellas trying to protect?

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Lazy Rule: Can’t reach it, don’t need it.

Seen just now on Facebook:

Netflix will help you finish spelling the name of the movie you’re looking for, and then tell you they don’t have it.

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The end of Twitter is taking forever. Did Tolkien write this?

Just landed via LinkedIn:

Straighten your back and drink some water, you dehydrated banana.

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Stupidity begins where irony is no longer understood.

Just landed via TikTok:

I bought a 12 year old whiskey. His parents are furious.

Making waves on Instagram:

Happy birthday to everyone, for the rest of your lives. I can’t do this anymore.

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

I wonder how much this “Never mind, it’s only 10 bucks” has already cost me?

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No, I mean, it’s great toast. I just didn’t expect it to be French.

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