Not leaving the house and not having contact with other people. The punishments of my childhood are now my hobbies. Posted on4 months ago4 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppNot leaving the house and not having contact with other people. The punishments of my childhood are now my hobbies. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Me, telling my kids we’re leaving in 30 minutes: We’re leaving in 5 minutes. My favorite part of leaving the house is looking forward to going home. Oh no, a login from a new device? And that device is my phone? The one that I use every single day? And the location is my house, you say? Thank you so much for warning me. I will contact Interpol. I still make time for all my favorite hobbies, like drinking, swearing, and making people feel uncomfortable. I’m so thankful I had a childhood before technology took over.