Not leaving the house and not having contact with other people. The punishments of my childhood are now my hobbies.

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My middle finger salutes you.

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Shoutout to myself for ruining my own life.

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One day you’re young and carefree, and the next you have a favorite stove burner.

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When I die I want people to say “Hmm, I didn’t know you could die like that.”

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Dating someone from Twitter is like choosing your spouse from a mental hospital.

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Do people who spend a fortune on outdoor heating know they can just go inside?

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It’s quite ironic that “strap on,” backwards, spells “no parts.”

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Not looking for a sugar daddy, but something more of a pay pal.

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Trust my gut? The thing that makes weird gurgling noises immediately when a work meeting goes quiet.

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Asking for a donation like Wikipedia every time someone asks me a question.