Not to brag or anything, but I can forget what I’m doing while I’m doing it. Funny Quotes Jan 20, 2025 FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Guess who's mastered the art of multitasking and monotasking at the same time? 🤷♂️💭 Who needs a planner when you can surprise yourself with your own forgetfulness! 😂 #Skillz" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 My four moods: I’m too old for doing that. I’m too tired for doing that. I’m too sober for doing that. I don’t have time for doing that. Call a girl beautiful 1000 times and she won’t notice. Call her fat once and she will never forget. That’s because elephants never forget. You know you’re old when you you barely do anything all day, but still need a nap to continue doing barely anything. I don’t want to brag or anything, but I can still fit in the earrings I wore in high school. I hate when people ask me what I’m doing tomorrow, I don’t even know what I’m doing today.
