Not to brag or anything, but I can forget what I’m do… Commentary:"Guess who's mastered the art of multitasking and monotasking at the same time? 🤷♂️💭 Who needs a planner when you can surprise yourself with your own forgetfulness! 😂 #Skillz" Related Funny Posts 🤝 Not to brag or anything, but I can forget what I’m doing while I’m doing it. I never forget to eat, but I do eat to forget. I don’t wanna brag, but my posts are unpopular on all continents. I may forget what I opened the fridge for but I remember every time anyone has ever wronged me. Parents may forget many things, but they never forget who brought the noisy toys into the house.