Trendy Funny Quotes

  • Call a girl beautiful 1000 times and she won’t notice. Call her fat once and she will never forget. That’s because elephants never forget.
  • Hello pollen, my old friend, my nose is running once again.
  • You don’t know your own leg strength until you’re kicking the end of a hotel tucked bed sheet.
  • I’d imagine the sound of clowns having sex would just be a cacophony of bicycle horns.
  • Imagine being all knowing and still putting a snake in charge of apples.
  • Why is sugar SO addictive, and broccoli is just like, “I’ll be here when you need me”