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Not to brag or anything, but I can forget what I’m do…

Not to brag or anything, but I can forget what I’m do…

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"Guess who's mastered the art of multitasking and monotasking at the same time? 🤷‍♂️💭 Who needs a planner when you can surprise yourself with your own forgetfulness! 😂 #Skillz"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged brag, distraction, doing, forget, humor, i, irony, memory, self-deprecating on Jan 20, 2025 by slickboy.

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