Nurse: “This may hurt.” Me: “My life hasn’t been much fun either.” Posted on5 months ago5 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppNurse: “This may hurt.” Me: “My life hasn’t been much fun either.” Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Eight times a day, I ask myself which object in the office will hurt me enough so that I can go home, but at the same time won’t hurt too much. My kids practically have medical degrees they’re at the nurse so much. Having a loose stool means two completely different things depending on if you are a nurse or a bartender. To anybody I hurt this year, I just wanna say you deserve it. Stop playing with me. Several of my internal organs hurt, but I’m 100% sure it’s not my body trying to tell me something.