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"Looks like both the nurse and life share a common agenda – always ready to add a little extra sting! 🩺😅 Hang in there, buddy! Life's just trying to keep you on your toes (and maybe in a bit of pain)! 💉😂"

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Every room is a panic room if someone farts.

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Pretty sure I need to go back to bed and sleep for 3 days.

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Feeling like a bug without his rug.

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They should invent harmless cigarettes for aura farming purposes.

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Stretching is not enough. I need to be rolled through a pasta machine.

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You should be allowed to leave work early if you miss your wife enough.

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90 shares on WhatsApp this month:

I’ve started dating myself exclusively but it’s not working out.

70 shares on Threads this month:

If I’m ever found dead in the woods, it’s probably because I was trying to pet a bear.

91 shares on Facebook this month:

Tall people make me nervous. What the hell are you doing up there? Stop eating the leaves off that tree.

22 shares on Pinterest this month:

I’m chronically online in a different and more sophisticated way than you are.

15 shares on Snapchat this month:

Stop animal testing! Use my ex!

33 shares on X this month:

Every time I see a dog with its head out a window, I know it’s having a better day than I am.

46 shares on Pinterest this month:

Flirting when bored can really get you into some unwanted situations.

20 shares on Twitch this month:

I’d never pick the lesser of two evils because that means they’re not even good at being evil either.

26 shares on YouTube this month:

Remember when movies felt real, and foreheads could wrinkle.

50 shares on Twitch this month:

After you’ve been married a long time, you become able to communicate nonverbally. At least, I’m pretty sure that’s why we never speak.

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Someone from 🇵🇭 has viewed:

This meeting could have been a cake.

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People will make you sad but cheese will always make you happy. The choice is simple.

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The hottest thing a man can do is exactly what he said he was going to.

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So you like bad boys? Cause I’m bad at everything.

Someone from 🇲🇲 has copied:

God, is there anything worse than when someone wants to show you a video?

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Messages are way funnier when you know how the person talks.

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Be the reason someone spits out their drink today.

Someone from 🇨🇳 has downloaded:

A college education is one of the few things a person is willing to pay for and not get.

Someone from 🇬🇷 has copied:

People be like “bear with me” and they don’t even have a bear with them.

Someone from 🇺🇿 has copied:

If you really wanna piss someone off when introducing them, make little finger quotation marks in the air when announcing their job title.

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Going viral on Threads:

I can do a lot of things, but listening to someone chew is not one of them.

Going bananas on Discord:

Hey dude, I recently became omniscient, and well, you fell off in every universe.

Trending via Telegram:

I don’t really like the song “I’ve Got a Feeling” by Black Eyed Peas, but I just like the part where they say “Mazel Tov.”

Trending via Facebook:

Might quit my job to focus on summer.

Spotted on X:

Hey babe, wanna come over and fold me like a fitted sheet?

Freshly posted on Facebook:

When old people say, “Long as you happy,” that means you’re pretty dumb.

Trending via Reddit:

My husband cleaned the kitchen for the first time in years. He’s in the living room, dressed in a suit, waiting for the award ceremony to commence.

Just shared via Threads:

Violence is not the answer, unless you’re a gaggle of children instructed to break into a piñata.

Spotted on Discord:

Am I finishing my education or is my education finishing me?

Just shared via Discord:

Unsolicited sandwich pics.

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Nurse: “This may hurt.” Me: “My life hasn’t been much fun either.”

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Every room is a panic room if someone farts.

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Stretching is not enough. I need to be rolled through a pasta machine.

You should be allowed to leave work early if you miss your wife enough.

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