Nurse: “This may hurt.” Me: “My life hasn’t been much fun either.”

Nurse: "This may hurt." Me: "My life hasn't been much fun either."

Commentary:
“Looks like both the nurse and life share a common agenda – always ready to add a little extra sting! 🩺😅 Hang in there, buddy! Life’s just trying to keep you on your toes (and maybe in a bit of pain)! 💉😂”

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