Trendy Funny Quotes

  • One minute you’re young and fun and the next, you need a tow out of a beanbag chair.
  • Sunrises are really beautiful, but the timing is rather bad.
  • I was having a great time until I remembered that I was ugly.
  • I was raised to be humble which I excel at cause I excel at everything.
  • Please no more relationships that are supposed to be a lesson. I’m already quite the scholar.
  • I’m tired of commercials trying to be funny. Scare me into buying something. I want to be terrified of buying the wrong toothpaste.