Of course I stay hydrated. Carbohydrated. Posted on2 weeks ago2 weeks ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Hydration goals: Achieved with Carbo-loading tactics! 💧🍞 Stay fueled and watered, folks! 😄 #hydration #carbsfordays" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 If being hydrated is such a great thing, why does it feel like my bladder is pissed off? Oh right, like you’ve never let your kids stay lost in a corn maze just a little longer. I aspire to be a stay-at-home mom with no kids. Stay humble, you are someone’s weird coworker. You could go camping or you could stay at home, not shower, leave dirt on the floor and let some squirrels in.