Of course I stay hydrated. Carbohydrated.

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My life is constantly oscillating between “must save money” and “you only live once”.

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Don’t think of it as losing followers, think of it as frustrating bots to the point they go away.

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A babysitter is a teenager who acts like an adult while the adults go out to act like teenagers.

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I will charge a 25% tariff on my steely gaze.

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All of humanities problems could be solved with a large meteor.

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Thousands of years ago, cats were worshipped as gods. Cats have never forgotten this.

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Gonna mess with my husband by texting “send nudes” when he’s in a work meeting.

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When I become president, any public holiday that falls on a Thursday automatically extends to Friday.

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I’m lacking vitamin c-ash.

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Basically a lot of my problems boil down to me being really bad at waking up, and also really bad at going to sleep.