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"Ah, the joys of aging 🌧️👵 Embracing life's little reminders that you're not as young and invincible as you used to be! Time to invest in some knee braces and a weather app 🌧️💪 #RainyDayRealizations"

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64 shares on Discord this month:

I get unreasonably happy when a YouTube video has subtitles that aren’t auto-generated.

55 shares on Threads this month:

I deserve a percentage of your pay if you ever stole any swag from me.

20 shares on YouTube this month:

There are many people who don’t like me and I am one of them.

12 shares on X this month:

Forget Spotify Wrapped. I’m more interested in seeing your Pornhub Wrapped.

15 shares on TikTok this month:

My goal was to look good in a bikini this summer, but the call of the barbecue is stronger.

41 shares on Pinterest this month:

I don’t have a favorite vampire. If you ask me, they all suck.

29 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Yeah, sex is cool, but have you ever crawled out of the worst depression of your life and got your spark back?

32 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I don’t need coffee, misanthropy fuels me.

17 shares on WeChat this month:

Scrolling… good take… bad take… nothing take… cyberbullying… beautiful woman.

43 shares on Pinterest this month:

I would reset the clock on your microwave for you.

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Therapy is basically me saying, “I did a thing,” and my therapist saying, “Yay, good job!”

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Never in my life have I heard my dad sneeze at an acceptable volume.

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Vatican City should be called Popenhagen.

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The point of life is going to a good restaurant and getting two cocktails with dinner. That’s it.

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If we were both crows, I’d bring you shiny things.

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Imagine you and me as cows in Switzerland, enjoying the view and saying “moo” every day.

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Checking a selfie only to find there’s a demon in the reflection behind you, and it looks significantly healthier than you.

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Sometimes, I feel like my brain is still running on Windows 95.

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Got my mind on my money and my money is nowhere to be found.

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Movie date at my house, but we use pirated sites and spend all night closing pop-ups.

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I used to schedule naps, but now they’re little surprise parties my body throws at all hours of the day.

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You didn’t let me know you got home safely so you better at least be injured or I’m gonna be pissed.

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What career is most compatible with the unemployed lifestyle?

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Sitting on the middle seat of this flight and both my seatmates are reading my book over my shoulder. Should I just start reading it aloud?

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Today marks a five year anniversary of how I’ll start going to the gym tomorrow.

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My cat, who has no job and pays no rent, is apparently unhappy with his fancy new cat food, and I, for some reason, am currently on my way back to the store to rectify the matter.

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Are you ever so happy to be in bed, you wish you could be even more in bed than you already are?

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I don’t think anything good will ever happen again until people feel bad about being stupid again.

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Never underestimate my ability to effortlessly make something more difficult than it needs to be.

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“What’s your blood type?” I don’t know, boiling!

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One minute you’re young and carefree. The next minute you can feel in your knee when it starts to rain.

Today I bought a doughnut without sprinkles. This diet thing is hard.

There must be an invisible mechanism on my book. Every time I open it, my husband starts trying to talk to me.

There’s nothing worse than accidentally becoming an important person at your job.

Falling off academically is worse than a heartbreak.

I bought a 12 year old whiskey. His parents are furious.

The great thing about having a mouse in your house is that I’m sure it’s just the one mouse, probably.

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One minute you’re young and carefree. The next minute you can feel in your knee when it starts to rain.

Keep the laugh going 😂

Today I bought a doughnut without sprinkles. This diet thing is hard.

There must be an invisible mechanism on my book. Every time I open it, my husband starts trying to talk to me.

There’s nothing worse than accidentally becoming an important person at your job.

Falling off academically is worse than a heartbreak.

I bought a 12 year old whiskey. His parents are furious.

The great thing about having a mouse in your house is that I’m sure it’s just the one mouse, probably.

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