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You should just baseline mistrust every single politician at every level until they prove themselves worthy of liking.

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I don’t like this new trend of old people wearing shirts of bands I listened to when I was a kid.

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If you compliment me, my glasses fog up.

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The police said I was a ‘suspect’, but I prefer being called a ‘person of interest’.

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Can’t wait for the day off from work so I can sit on the couch at home and stare at the TV screen while thinking about work.

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So many mistakes to make, so little time.

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When I tell my kids I’ll do something in a minute, what I’m really saying is “Please forget.”

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What can I buy my wife for Valentine’s Day that finally proves to her once and for all that I have absolutely no idea what she likes or who she is?

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Stores should accept “I bought this while depressed” as a valid reason for a return.

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The most I’ve ever spent on a bottle of wine is about 45 minutes.