Opera is when a guy gets stabbed in the back and, instead of bleeding, he sings. Commentary:"Opera: where drama meets denial at its finest 🗡️🎶 Who needs blood when you have a high note to hit, right? 😂" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Singing in the shower is all fun and games until you get shampoo in your mouth. Then it becomes a soap opera. Singing in the shower is fun until you get soap in your mouth. Then it’s a soap opera. Do animals have celebrities? Like, do birds all recognize that one bird who sings really well? My southern family thinks my daily routine in NYC is that I wake up, try really hard not to get stabbed by a knife, and then I go see a musical. Bugs Bunny was my introduction to opera. Can’t say I’ve kept up with it much since.
