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  • The most attractive thing a man can do is hitting his own head and repeating “stupid, stupid, stupid”.
  • Distance is my jam; solitude is my peanut butter.
  • Do you think they’re called cough drops because when you cough really hard they drop out of your mouth onto the floor?
  • Don’t fall for me — I’ll treat you right, and you’ll get bored and cheat.
  • Ants can be found on every continent except Antarctica, which is weird considering their name.
  • Always stay crazy. Otherwise you’ll go crazy.