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Opera is when a guy gets stabbed in the back and, instead of bleeding, he sings.

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Opera is when a guy gets stabbed in the back and, instead of bleeding, he sings.

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Opera is when a guy gets stabbed in the back and, instead of bleeding, he sings.

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Stop bringing shitty Bluetooth speakers on hikes. No one came to the woods to hear you listen to Katy Perry.

Caught the bouquet at the funeral.

Imagine how organized the first person to write down a recipe must have been.

My dad wasn’t absent or present; he was a secret third thing.

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