People always ask me why there’s a chair in my shower. Who the hell eats breakfast standing up? Posted on5 months ago2 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppPeople always ask me why there’s a chair in my shower. Who the hell eats breakfast standing up? Related Funny Quotes 🤝 If a vegetarian who eats fish is a pescatarian, is a vegetarian who eats chicken called a poultrygeist? “Why does my back always hurt?”, I say, while never sitting upright in a chair. You either get a kid who eats like a bottomless pit, or you get one that when asked what they want for lunch answers “No thanks, I had lunch yesterday.” When someone asks me why I’m in a wheelchair, I want to say something ridiculous like, “I’m not standing up until I’ve saved a million.” Not sure why I drink anymore. I get the same effect from standing up too fast.
