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It's true! Parrots have mastered the art of mimicking without any formal training 🦜🗣️ Maybe we should start taking their language skills as seriously as they take our conversations! 😉✨

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Looking over both shoulders before googling “Chinese burger.”

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You come from dust and you will return to dust. That’s why I don’t dust. It could be someone I know.

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I always cook with wine. Sometimes I even add it to the food.

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I hope this email makes you quit your job.

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The easiest way to bundle your home and auto insurance is to live in your car.

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Alcohol is actually a performance-enhancing drug. But you’re not gonna like the performance.

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I love saying “why would I lie” when I’m lying.

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Unfortunately, the movie you want to watch is unavailable on your 13 streaming services. You can rent it for $2.99 though.

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I hate world events. I have problems of my own to worry about.

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Your call is really important to us but first enjoy this clarinet number for the next seventy five minutes.

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Therapists are like, “You don’t owe anyone anything. Except me. You owe me 250 dollars for this session.”

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Tai Chi is so crazy because it’s like throwing a slow motion tantrum.

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Stop blaming yourself for your failures. Learn astrology and blame the planets.

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My dental hygienist is probably thinking, I bet i could braid this guys nose hair.

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Why does tiredness on the couch not follow me to the bed?

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Non-alcoholic beer is like a vibrator without batteries: it fills you up nicely but without the buzz…

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They say water is the source of life, which is true because you can’t make coffee without water.

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Just gonna drink light beers today, because I don’t wanna get drunk but I do enjoy peeing 30 times.

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I had a heated but interesting discussion today and they even agreed with me at the end. That’s exactly why I love talking to myself.

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I am dressing for the job I want. I want to be a sweatpants model.

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My husband is looking for the remote control. I need everyone to stand up for a minute.

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Sometimes I use big words I don’t always fully understand, in an effort to make myself sound more photosynthesis.

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I don’t know much, but I know this: the older you get, the faster the number of things you’re willing to wait in line for approaches zero.

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Did you know electronics need smoke to work? Once the smoke comes out of them, they stop working.

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He who laughs last didn’t get it.

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If I had 50¢ for every math test I’ve failed, I’d have $7.20.

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“Beauty sleep” is bullshit. I sleep 14 hours a day and still look like trash.

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Jesus, I need money to organize your birthday.

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Without freedom of speech we wouldn’t know who the idiots are.

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Welcome to adulthood. The weekend is your only time to catch up on everything, but also your only time to do absolutely nothing.

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Girls be like, “I hate this man,” then have sex with him.

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