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The week between Christmas and New Year’s should be studied as it is clearly a wormhole, disturbing time and space.

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I would prefer not to.

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Sneaking up behind people and marrying them.

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World domination? I don’t even want to be responsible for myself.

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I’m gonna start sending women unsolicited pizza pics.

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It’s so hot outside that when I opened my front door I thought I was checking on my oven.

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I’ve mastered farting, and it be loud and quick, but the key is don’t make a face or look around, so people can’t pinpoint it to you. Just act natural.

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I would be very interested to hear from someone who is ILLEGALLY blind.

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I don’t know much, but I do know melancholia is a way cooler diagnosis than depression.

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Girlfriend is temporary, ex-girlfriend is forever.