Probably the most humiliating thing that can happen when you die is that you come back as a fitted-sheet ghost. Posted on5 months ago5 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppProbably the most humiliating thing that can happen when you die is that you come back as a fitted-sheet ghost. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Just said “shitted feet” instead of “fitted sheet” in front of my my son and his friends. If you need me, I’ll be in the closet. I hope we’re good friends until we die, then I hope we can stay ghost friends, walk through walls and scare people. I’m not humiliating myself here for 3 likes. 10 maybe but not 3. When I die I want people to say “Hmm, I didn’t know you could die like that.” When I die, I want to come back as a speed bump so I can piss people off.