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"Imagine haunting people for eternity looking all creased and trying to straighten yourself out… 👻🛏️ Talk about a boo-humbug situation! Just ghostly things, I guess! 😂"

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If you need me, I’ll be in the shower pretending I can sing.

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It’s easy to keep me happy: feed me sunshine in summer — and keep me warm in winter.

29 shares on LinkedIn this month:

People have ex girlfriends, I have ex crushes.

55 shares on Discord this month:

Alexa, take responsibility for my actions.

52 shares on YouTube this month:

Knowledge is like underwear. It is useful to have it, but not necessary to show it off.

16 shares on X this month:

Having to pee when you’re driving is problematic. Having to sneeze when you’re driving is even more problematic.

33 shares on Telegram this month:

The heart wants what it wants, but it’s not the only organ that has a vote.

17 shares on TikTok this month:

Spotify: enjoy the next 30 minutes commercial free. Also Spotify: we have no concept of time.

16 shares on Reddit this month:

I’ve decided to become an organ donor. When I die, I want an elephant to get a new trunk.

74 shares on Instagram this month:

I think every app should, by law, let you deactivate all of its short-form video content.

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76% of pardoned turkeys end up back in the system.

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Dogs come when they’re called; cats take a message and get back to you later.

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Have you tried just not thinking about it? Like, ever again?

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It’s so important to have people in your life who expand your snack horizons.

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Dude, we’re gonna be treating others how we want to be treated later if you wanna pull up.

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The morning routine that takes the longest: finding the will to live.

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Making art is making love to the world.

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I eat my first meal of the day in the afternoon, bro. Don’t ask me for advice.

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The voodoo magic of a tranquil night’s sleep

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Have you ever pretended not to look at the biscuits or sweets being handed around the room, and acted surprised when you got offered one?

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Not sure if “life hack” exactly, but I fell down the stairs and now my whole family is being so nice and catering to my needs.

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Every app is a dating app if you are creepy enough.

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I’m going to die from jealousy one day.

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Every time I ask my husband to bring me something out of my purse, without a doubt, he’ll bring me my whole purse. Why are purses so scary to men, lol.

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The PhD student is someone who foregoes their current happiness in order to forego future happiness.

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I’m not actively avoiding you. I don’t actively do anything.

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If you ghosted me, don’t come back. Maintain that energy, babe. Stay dead.

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Chuck Norris passed his driving test on foot.

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I am grateful for my experiences. I just didn’t need them all.

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My wife is refusing to bring me a beer. That’s it, gonna text her and say “I cannot believe how lazy you are”.

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Probably the most humiliating thing that can happen when you die is that you come back as a fitted-sheet ghost.

Remember when you were a kid, you slept on the couch and without saying anything you found yourself in your bed. Now you sleep in your bed and if you say anything, you end up on the couch.

Me driving at night: I hope this is the road!

Music just makes living on this earth a little bit more bearable.

I had to treat myself to a sweet goody today to distract my mind from the horrors of life.

I can’t explain it, but I am very bold and very shy at the same time.

All soups are gazpacho if you’re lazy enough.

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Probably the most humiliating thing that can happen when you die is that you come back as a fitted-sheet ghost.

Keep the laugh going 😂

Remember when you were a kid, you slept on the couch and without saying anything you found yourself in your bed. Now you sleep in your bed and if you say anything, you end up on the couch.

Me driving at night: I hope this is the road!

Music just makes living on this earth a little bit more bearable.

I had to treat myself to a sweet goody today to distract my mind from the horrors of life.

I can’t explain it, but I am very bold and very shy at the same time.

All soups are gazpacho if you’re lazy enough.

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