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"Imagine haunting people for eternity looking all creased and trying to straighten yourself out… 👻🛏️ Talk about a boo-humbug situation! Just ghostly things, I guess! 😂"

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75 shares on Slack this month:

A sandwich has the power to change your entire life.

36 shares on Instagram this month:

Welcome to your 40s. A random back pain will be assigned to you shortly, and you’ll never know what flares it up every time.

23 shares on Reddit this month:

Gonna waterboard my houseplants so they know who’s the boss.

71 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Telling everyone I’m an undecided voter because I need the attention.

36 shares on Snapchat this month:

People pleasers aren’t kind. They’re afraid.

36 shares on WeChat this month:

Wish I could step out of my body and take my own damn pictures.

69 shares on LinkedIn this month:

What song lyric resonates with you the most? Mine is “we’re tiny, we’re toony, we’re all a little loony”

77 shares on Discord this month:

I’ve never seen a McDonald’s or a Burger King under construction. They just show up.

28 shares on WhatsApp this month:

No better feeling than getting home and realizing you forgot the one thing you went out for.

25 shares on Pinterest this month:

A toddler in their “why” phase makes you realize how little you know.

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Parents be like, “I gave you everything I had,” and by everything, they meant the collector’s edition boxed set of mental illness.

Someone from 🇮🇸 has downloaded:

I need like twelve incomes for this lifestyle I have in my head.

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That “so we done?” be saving the relationship every time.

Someone from 🇰🇲 has bookmarked:

I could never journal, I’d start lying in there too.

Someone from 🇵🇹 has bookmarked:

People singing Happy Birthday to you feels like a real-life unskippable ad.

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You’re acting up? Right before Santa Claus comes to town? Unbelievable.

Someone from 🇧🇧 has shared:

After Michael Jordan joined a religious order, he was known as Air Friar.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. When I listen to rock music, my neighbors do too.

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Calling me ugly isn’t even an insult, because I know already.

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Tweeting shouldn’t cost money but it should flip you on your back like a bug for 15 minutes.

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Come on, karma, do your job.

Going viral on Messenger:

Pomegranates are worth the mess.

Spotted on YouTube:

All kids are born with a sixth sense that lets them know the absolute worst time to ask for something.

Breaking via Instagram:

Please don’t leave me to my own devices. They’re all out of batteries.

Seen just now on Telegram:

Using my invisible hula hoop really freaks people out.

Going viral on Threads:

There needs to be a separate grocery store for people who actually know what they’re doing.

Seen just now on TikTok:

Why can’t they use deep fake technology for good instead of evil? Like taking Zoom meetings for you, stuff like that.

Spotted on Instagram:

Please be delicate with me, I’m built like a Nature Valley bar.

Freshly posted on Instagram:

December you will be good to me (threateningly).

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Life is so exciting. I was in my bedroom and now I’m in the living room. Who knows where I’ll go next.

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Probably the most humiliating thing that can happen when you die is that you come back as a fitted-sheet ghost.

Here’s a fun activity you can do with your kids on rainy days when they have too much energy: Go shopping and leave them at home with their dad.

I am just a man, a man who told a woman to calm down, so I guess this is goodbye.

Can we talk about what little red riding hoods actual grandma must have looked like?

If you were the birthday gift I bought my wife some months ago, where would you be hiding?

I prayed and accidentally mixed up God and Lord and said Gord. So embarrassing.

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Probably the most humiliating thing that can happen when you die is that you come back as a fitted-sheet ghost.

Keep the laugh going 😂

Here’s a fun activity you can do with your kids on rainy days when they have too much energy: Go shopping and leave them at home with their dad.

Hike in groups. Bears like to have options.

I am just a man, a man who told a woman to calm down, so I guess this is goodbye.

Can we talk about what little red riding hoods actual grandma must have looked like?

If you were the birthday gift I bought my wife some months ago, where would you be hiding?

I prayed and accidentally mixed up God and Lord and said Gord. So embarrassing.

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