Trendy Funny Quotes

  • When someone asks why you don’t have kids just say “dingoes”.
  • My bed is from Ikea, so it’s more unstable than i am.
  • It is not without reason that all telescopes searching for intelligent life are pointed away from Earth.
  • Zombies only eat brains, so you are safe.
  • At this point making life choices involves liquor and a dart board.
  • Me, telling my kids we’re leaving in 30 minutes: We’re leaving in 5 minutes.