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Remember, when asking for a raise, it is considered customary to be sober.

Remember, when asking for a raise, it is considered customary to be sober.

Commentary:
"Ah, the age-old wisdom of not sipping on a margarita while negotiating a higher salary 🍸💰 A clear mind leads to clear arguments, after all! Time to put down the cocktail and pick up the confidence instead! 🚫🍹 #RaiseNegotiationEtiquette"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged advice, asking, custom, humor, professionalism, raise, remember, sober, workplace on Nov 4, 2025 by slickboy.

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