Replying to all emails with “ya think?”.

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Date idea: We watch Breaking Bad and break your bed.

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I would love to be normal, but unfortunately, I was raised by the internet and a microwave.

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I haven’t posted a selfie in a while, but I’m still very cute. Just to keep you updated.

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We are so shocked by “Butthead” that we ignore the strangeness of the name “Beavis”.

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If you’re ever wondering what to do in an uncomfortable situation, just think “What would teenage me do?” And then do the opposite of that.

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Be the spooky thing in the woods that you wish to see in the world.

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Just drank a big glass of water, and I regret to inform you, they might be right about hydration.

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Now that the nights are getting cooler again, spiders often hide in your bed in search of warmth. Sleep well!

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Isn’t it odd that “read” is pronounced like “lead”, while “read” is pronounced like “lead”?

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People who live alone should get one practice conversation before they have to speak out loud for the first time that day.