Trendy Funny Quotes

  • Grandparents are there to help the kids get into trouble and teach them stupid things they wouldn’t think of on their own.
  • Sure, I could keep my thoughts to myself but I can’t see “Likes” in my journal.
  • She never lets ideas interrupt the easy flow of her conversation.
  • Anyone who deals with customers on a professional basis should be allowed to hand out one face slap per day.
  • In case any nudes of me should appear somewhere: It was very cold that day.
  • Maybe coffee is addicted to me?