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I don’t need to learn something new, I need to remember something old, like why did I come into this room?

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Horoscope: Many good things are in store for you! Unfortunately, the store is closed for repairs.

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Wearing expensive perfume to work feels like such a waste. This should be under someone’s full body weight, not in a corporate setting.

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Calling ahead to the cafe to warn them to “get those beans brewing”.

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Good morning only to the complexity and uncertainty of everything.

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I really understand why boomers text with ellipses between everything… it feels so good…

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The older I get, the more I understand why Grumpy Old Men exist.

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At the gym and I forgot my headphones and now I have to listen to my own thoughts. Send help.

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Nothing guarantees running into someone you know in public better than looking like a feral animal on two hours of sleep.

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When I was a child, my social network was called ‘outside’.