Responding to all selfies with “this should work.”

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The answer is always no, I did not get enough sleep.

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Sleeping in is the most efficient way to find out which morning rituals you can actually do without.

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I don’t know which is worse, people stealing your jokes or people not stealing your jokes.

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Sometimes I can’t believe people have had the honor of experiencing my love and chose to hurt me instead.

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A DM? Flirt on the timeline like a real man.

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You can put refrigerator magnets on your car, too. There are no rules.

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Blowing over it is also dusting.