Save tons of money on a weighted blanket by sleeping under the mattress. Posted onSep 22, 2023Sep 25, 2023 by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppSave tons of money on a weighted blanket by sleeping under the mattress. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Women’s fall fashion is basically coming up with ways to wear a blanket without it looking like you’re wearing a blanket. I’m stuck between “I need to save money” and “You only live once.” The mattress in the guest room was perfectly fine until I had to sleep on it once. King-sized beds: Because you both want to sleep on the same mattress, but not in the same zip code. Just flipped my mattress, should have woken up my wife first.