Save tons of money on a weighted blanket by sleeping under the mattress. Posted onMar 29, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Who needs fancy bedding when you've got a mattress for that extra *weight* in your life? 💸😴 #BudgetSleepingHacks" Related funny posts 🤝 At a certain age, all you really want is a good mattress. The possibility of monsters residing underneath your bed is negated when the mattress is positioned on the floor. The mattress in the guest room was perfectly fine until I had to sleep on it once. An air mattress is the best way to tell your houseguests not to stay too long. Who needs a weighted blanket when you’ve got the weight of the world?