Trendy Funny Quotes

  • I haven’t lost my virginity because I never lose.
  • I have decided to purchase the grocery store because it is now cheaper than the groceries inside it.
  • According to the smoke alarm, the food is ready.
  • They say you are what you eat, but I don’t remember eating a fucking legend.
  • Someone said I should think before I speak and I said “eww what a horrible way to live”
  • Whenever I see an athlete eating quark, I get sad, because the quark could have been turned into cheesecake.