She said she liked animals but apparently all the fruit flies around my apartment was a “turn off” Funny Quotes September 22, 2023 FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppShe said she liked animals but apparently all the fruit flies around my apartment was a “turn off” Related Funny Quotes 🤝 As long as you’re still fishing fruit flies out of your drink, you’re not drunk. All the fruit flies are well-behaved near the garbage, only one is constantly nagging somewhere else because it thinks it has to discover new lands. Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad. I would have loads of money if I liked Ramen Noodles and hated vodka. Me: Maybe it’s the weed talking but your apartment seems enormous. IKEA Manager: Sir.
