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She said she liked animals but apparently all the fruit flies around my apartment was a “turn off”

She said she liked animals but apparently all the fruit flies around my apartment was a “turn off”

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Looks like those fruit flies were determined to buzz their way into a relationship, but unfortunately, their courting tactics might need a bit of fine-tuning 🍌🦟 At least they were committed to showing her some "a-peel", even if their methods were a bit unconventional! 🤣

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged animals, apartment, date, fly, fruit, fruit fly, humor, pest, relationship, turn, turn off on Oct 27, 2025 by slickboy.

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