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During winter, it’s either lazy starvation or eight thousand calories in one sitting.

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The world would be a better place if mosquitoes sucked fat instead of blood.

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Whenever someone tells me how well behaved my kids are, I say it’s cause they’re not at home.

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When I quit my job I’m setting one last OOO message that just says “your email will never find me again”

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My phone storage is full so I guess it’s time to delete the 27 second video I took of a spiderweb four years ago.

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When someone says “I expected more of you”, I’m always like “well who’s fault is that?”

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Having Twitter is just like reading the newspaper, except the newspaper is on fire and all the writers hate you.

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I’m so hungry, I could eat a full-time job with health insurance.

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Don’t fall for me — I’ll treat you right, and you’ll get bored and cheat.

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I’m so lazy that I get jealous when it’s bedtime in other countries.