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Shoulda named my daughter Calculus cause damn she’s complic…

Shoulda named my daughter Calculus cause damn she’s complic…

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"Maybe it's time to add 'Calculus' to the list of potential baby names! 🤔📚 Who knew math could be so relatable? 😂 #DadJokes"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged Calculus, cause, complicated, daughter, family, humor, joke, parenting on Jan 26, 2025 by slickboy.

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