Shoulda named my daughter Calculus cause damn she’s complicated. Posted on1 week ago1 week ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Maybe it's time to add 'Calculus' to the list of potential baby names! 🤔📚 Who knew math could be so relatable? 😂 #DadJokes" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Was complaining to my mom about my daughter’s attitude and she told me I should’ve named her payback. I bet the person who named the fireplace also named the waterfall. Girl cats get named after ancient goddesses and boy cats get named after Taco Bell menu items. Whoever named the grapefruit when there was already a fruit named grape. Incompetent legend. I wish we could hang out. I feel like the person who named pink eye also named orange juice.