Shoulda named my daughter Calculus cause damn she’s complicated. Posted on3 months ago3 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppShoulda named my daughter Calculus cause damn she’s complicated. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Was complaining to my mom about my daughter’s attitude and she told me I should’ve named her payback. I bet the person who named the fireplace also named the waterfall. Girl cats get named after ancient goddesses and boy cats get named after Taco Bell menu items. Women aren’t complicated. Just give us attention and leave us alone. Watching “Dirty Dancing” as a teenager: Damn right, no one puts Baby in a corner. Watching “Dirty Dancing” as an adult: This girl is a brat and needs a lesson.
