Since I’ve stayed away from most people, I get on much better with people.

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Everyone thinks they’re a badass until seaweed brushes their leg.

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I ran out of toilet paper so I had to start using old newspapers. The Times are rough.

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My whole life, I never read a warning label telling me not to eat laundry detergent or put glue in my hair, somehow I just knew.

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My wheelchair keeps making a screaming noise when I run over people.

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Halloween is over and most people just keep on being creepy.

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When you ask for your phone charger back and your teenager has the audacity to ask “what percentage are you on?”

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Where do you see yourself five beers from now? What’s your five-beer plan?

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If you’re dating an alpha female, you need to know that they need to be babied at night, or else they will turn into a dragon.

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Sleeping is nice, because you’re not actually dead and you’re not awake, so its a win-win situation.

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Should be able to shazam the inner yearnings of my heart.