Trendy Funny Quotes

  • My doctor told me “good luck” and gave me finger guns, so obviously I’m dying.
  • I’m not lazy, I’m waiting for inspiration to hit me… should be here any time now.
  • If you have a Roomba, but don’t dress it up in little outfits, then what are you even doing?
  • The rainforest cafe won’t be authentic enough for me if they don’t bulldoze 40% of the restaurant while I’m there.
  • After weeks of using an anti aging cream, I can now proudly say: I now have very well-maintained wrinkles.
  • At the age where a big break could mean either my career or a hip.