Sleep when the baby sleeps, eat when the baby eats, work when the baby works. 3 months ago FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Ah, the whimsical life motto of a new parent: Sleep when the baby sleeps (aka never), eat when the baby eats (hello, cold leftovers), work when the baby works (endless diaper duty). 🍼💤👶 Who needs a personal schedule anyway?" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 If a vegetarian who eats fish is a pescatarian, is a vegetarian who eats chicken called a poultrygeist? The toddler refers to every baby as Baby [Name], like Baby is their formal title. Having children is like living in a frat house – nobody sleeps, everything’s broken, and there’s a lot of throwing up. Being too stressed isn’t good for the baby. I’m not pregnant though, it’s just that I’m the baby. It’s crazy that you don’t really argue with a baby for the first year of its life and then you have to argue with the baby every day.
