Sleep when the baby sleeps, eat when the baby eats, work when the baby works. Posted on2 months ago2 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppSleep when the baby sleeps, eat when the baby eats, work when the baby works. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 If a vegetarian who eats fish is a pescatarian, is a vegetarian who eats chicken called a poultrygeist? The toddler refers to every baby as Baby [Name], like Baby is their formal title. Having children is like living in a frat house – nobody sleeps, everything’s broken, and there’s a lot of throwing up. People always ask me why there’s a chair in my shower. Who the hell eats breakfast standing up? You either get a kid who eats like a bottomless pit, or you get one that when asked what they want for lunch answers “No thanks, I had lunch yesterday.”
