Some people are so fake, their lock screens don’t recognize them.

Someone from 🇵🇪 has bookmarked:

Never underestimate my ability to fall asleep in a moving vehicle.

Someone from 🇸🇨 has bookmarked:

Welcome to Netflix. We have everything but what you want to watch.

Someone from 🇲🇾 has viewed:

I made coffee and carried it to the couch. I’ve done everything I had planned for this Sunday.

Someone from 🇵🇦 has shared:

Thinking of starting a true crime podcast. Gotta explain this search history somehow.

Someone from 🇦🇴 has copied:

You want me to attend a work meeting? The thing that killed Julius Caesar?

Someone from 🇬🇪 has bookmarked:

I took my kids to the zoo when they were small, I wonder how they are getting on now.

Someone from 🇨🇾 has shared:

The internet is fun because you can post about mayonnaise and somehow end up in a fight.

Someone from 🇼🇸 has bookmarked:

“What doesn’t kill you makes you stronger!” Oh, it’s ok, you can just kill me next time.

Someone from 🇳🇮 has shared:

Sorry I left you on read, I didn’t mean to open it just yet.

Someone from 🇲🇬 has shared:

I put my music on shuffle then get mad when it doesn’t play the song I want.