Sometimes after sex, I wonder what it would be like to have sex as a couple.

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Humble enough to know I can be replaced, but wise enough to know ain’t nobody else like me.

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They should invent friends whose schedules line up with yours.

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Slim Shady implies the existence of Thicc Sunny.

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I fractured my laziness and dislocated my interest.

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Bugs Bunny taught me that my choices aren’t limited to fight or flight, I can also pretend I’m a pretty lady.

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I don’t understand the concept of “the man of your dreams”. Every time my wife wakes up after dreaming about me, she is really pissed off about something dream me did.

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If you’re tired of “food” and want to try something a bit more sophisticated, may I recommend “cuisine”?

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I see stand-up comedy as a stepping stone to television. A few more paid gigs and I’ll be able to afford a television.

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I wanna date someone cuter than me, but sadly I am the cutest.

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Went to the hairdresser today and now I look much younger. I’m thinking about going back tomorrow.