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42 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Is the elephant in the room with us right now?

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In general, I like company, but not when I am with my pizza.

100 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I just paid my taxes. The roads should be fixed any day now.

80 shares on TikTok this month:

I hope I find $10,000 on the floor later.

61 shares on TikTok this month:

I don’t have an advent calendar, so I’m just opening cupboard doors and eating what’s in there.

56 shares on YouTube this month:

I really cannot be friends with picky eaters because it somehow always correlates to bigger problems and character flaws.

66 shares on Facebook this month:

The first person to realize you can eat bone marrow must have really hated that cow.

17 shares on X this month:

“I’m not dramatic. I just react with the intensity of a Shakespearean widow at all times.”

26 shares on Discord this month:

College is not even mentioned once in the Bible. Somebody get me outta here.

31 shares on X this month:

“You’re so self-aware!” Thanks, it’s ruining my life.

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What is your favorite movie where Tom Cruise runs really fast?

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This is the fastest December in the history of all December.

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Does anyone know what to do, like in general?

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You’re 25, stressing like you’re 40, because you want to be rich before 30, am I right?

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My therapist said I should face my fears. So I turned my phone back on.

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Daffodil totally sounds like an insult, you blooming daffodil.

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Can someone please just give me a participation trophy for making it through today, please?

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So proud of my ancestors for crawling out of the sea and evolving lungs. Pretty disappointed in them ever since though.

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Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with slow internet to see who they really are.

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You can count the number of times my wife has agreed with me on one hand, if you don’t have fingers.

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The bad news is I forgot to wear my spaghetti-eating shirt. The good news is I have a new spaghetti-eating shirt.

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Don’t forget to set your clocks back to seasonal depression this weekend.

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(lost in the labyrinth and I’m wearing a Fitbit) Nice, got my 10,000 steps.

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My body is a temple. An ancient, creaky temple with questionable plumbing.

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All positions for annoying people in my life have been filled. Applicants need not apply, thank you.

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As a teen: secretly drinking in the park with friends. As an adult: secretly drinking in the park with squirrels.

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This is not an empty room, this is a very successful anti-party.

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Airports are so funny. Like, “Oh, you’re flying across the country? Would you like to hang out in a mall first?”

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Therapy is basically me saying, “I did a thing,” and my therapist saying, “Yay, good job!”

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Sometimes I rock it as a parent, other times I drop my phone on my sleeping child while taking a picture of it. It’s called balance.

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Sometimes after sex, I wonder what it would be like to have sex as a couple.

I like you because we hate the same people.

Alcohol is a vicious cycle: regret, recovery, repeat.

Wow, this is a really nice, sturdy box. I should keep it in the attic for the next 20 years.

Kanye is pretty mean for someone with ‘yay’ in their name.

The feminine urge to turn you on and not do anything about it.

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Sometimes after sex, I wonder what it would be like to have sex as a couple.

Keep the laugh going 😂

I like you because we hate the same people.

A fun wedding bit is to sit next to a random guest, point to the bride or groom & whisper, “it should’ve been you”

Alcohol is a vicious cycle: regret, recovery, repeat.

Wow, this is a really nice, sturdy box. I should keep it in the attic for the next 20 years.

Kanye is pretty mean for someone with ‘yay’ in their name.

The feminine urge to turn you on and not do anything about it.

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