Trendy Funny Quotes

  • Every Sunday is superbowel if you eat enough chili.
  • I’m having people over to stare at their phones later, if you want to come by.
  • Probably the most humiliating thing that can happen when you die is that you come back as a fitted-sheet ghost.
  • Putting sunscreen on kids feels like cardio.
  • Do you ever want sleep but sleep doesn’t want you?
  • When you are stressed you eat ice cream, cake, chocolate and sweets, because stressed spelled backwards is desserts.