Sometimes I do something completely out of character, like say no to a slice of pizza, or trust someone. Posted on1 day ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Turning down a slice of pizza?! Now that's just unbrielievable! 🍕 But trusting someone? That's next-level unpredictability, let's hope it's not a pizza-delivery guy! 🤣 #lifechoices" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Everyone on the bus thinks that they are the main character, when in reality the main character is the bus. Good news: I only ate one slice of pizza. Bad news: I did that four times in a row. The worst part about being drunk and seeing double is when you realize it’s just one slice of pizza. So apparently if they ask “do you trust me?”, replying with “well, I trust you to be you” is the incorrect response. I taught my kids about democracy tonight by having them vote on which movie to watch and pizza to order. I then picked the movie and pizza because I’m the one with the money.