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Sometimes I do something completely out of character, like say no to a slice of pizza, or trust someone.

Sometimes I do something completely out of character, like say no to a slice of pizza, or trust someone.

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"Turning down a slice of pizza?! Now that's just unbrielievable! ๐Ÿ• But trusting someone? That's next-level unpredictability, let's hope it's not a pizza-delivery guy! ๐Ÿคฃ #lifechoices"



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