“Stand up for yourself!” Girl, I have low iron. Posted on2 months ago2 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsApp“Stand up for yourself!” Girl, I have low iron. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I don’t want to stand, Apple Watch. You stand. Nothing is worse than seeing a gorgeous girl that I’d never approach or stand a chance with and then finding out she has a boyfriend. “I’ll just iron my clothes for work in the morning,” he thought in stupid bachelor. Christmas adverts: “Eat all the food! Drink all the drink! Spoil yourself! It’s Christmas!” New year adverts: “Look at what you’ve done to yourself, you fat sack of shit!” My husband is the do-it-yourself type. I asked him to take out the garbage and he said, “do it yourself.”