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  • In a parallel universe, there’s a happy me.
  • It’s funny how when you’re at work, “Go to hell” comes out as “No problem.”
  • Being in college when The Chainsmokers dropped Closer was an experience to say the least.
  • I don’t procrastinate, I delegate to my future self.
  • Interviewer: “What did you learn from your previous job?” Me: “That I need a new job.”
  • This going into the office stuff blows. Like, I seriously have to wear clothes now.