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When they ask “how was your weekend?” answer “better than yours” and maintain eye contact.

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Sorry for being late, I was enjoying my last few minutes of not being here.

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Sorry, can’t. The pears I bought a couple days ago have ripened.

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Babe, wake up, it’s stupid outside!

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My desire to be informed is currently at odds with my desire to remain sane.

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I was talking to someone and combined “all good” and “no worries” by saying “all worries”, which was a lot more accurate.

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Establish dominance at work by telling your coworkers they look tired before they get a chance to say it to you.

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Absolutely no reason for a single guy to be in a sunflower field. Get out of there, pervert!

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I’m clumsy but there are upsides. For example, if I finish my chips and I’m sad there’s no more chips, I look in my lap and I always find chips.

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The sweet potato is the kindest vegetable.

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Way too many low IQ conspiracy theories floating around. Give me high IQ conspiracy theories.

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Noam Chomsky is a crazy name, like you sound hungry as f***.

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My mom: sure use any towel. Also my mom: not that one.

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I have a condition where if I don’t walk as fast as humanly possible wherever I go, I will die. I’m like the bus in Speed.

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The Welsh language was invented by a dad losing at Scrabble.

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Dance like China isn’t watching.

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I learn from the mistakes of people who took my advice.

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Performative male is kinda just a rebrand of metrosexual, which is just a way to say a straight guy is a little bit faggy.

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My level of sarcasm’s gotten to a point where I don’t even know if I’m kidding or not.

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Before social media, you had to actively go out and find crazy people.

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People on diet aren’t mad at you. They’re mad at their lunch.

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We just accepted air fryers and never once questioned how air fries things.

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Perks of being a girl: You can think about whatever you want in public without worrying about boners.

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I’m tired of things costing money.

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I hope I find $10,000 on the floor later.

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I don’t wish anyone strife in their relationship but I do wish my neighbors would enunciate a little more when they fight so I can hear better.

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“I’m like Sisyphus but with dishes. Dishyphus.”

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Having a sore throat as a giraffe must really suck.

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For your own sanity, always take mixed signals as a no.

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Why are moths always out at night when they like light so much? Wait til y’all find out about the sun.

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