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Someone from 🇱🇦 has downloaded:

I’m feeling sexy today. You’ve been warned.

Someone from 🇸🇩 has copied:

Getting older just means that you have to start eating all the sad foods.

Someone from 🇦🇺 has downloaded:

Had some plain yogurt with protein powder in it for breakfast, and not only is it high in protein and very filling, it’s also disgusting.

Someone from 🇨🇴 has downloaded:

Sorry about my behavior as of late. I have plastic in my brain.

Someone from 🇫🇲 has shared:

Just a reminder that with Die Hard, Robin Hood and Love Actually, ‘Alan Rickman ruins Christmas’ is a whole movie subgenre.

Someone from 🇸🇾 has bookmarked:

Ruin a perfectly nice trip out with your child by bringing your child.

Someone from 🇭🇺 has bookmarked:

Congress taking an entire month off in a country where most people don’t get more than 2 weeks’ vacation is awesome.

Someone from 🇳🇪 has downloaded:

Not to brag, but I can put my socks on without sitting down.

Someone from 🇲🇨 has viewed:

This meeting could have been a cake.

Someone from 🇦🇩 has shared:

“Have AI summarize this email for you!” No thanks, I can read what the person actually said in the way they intended.

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Making waves on YouTube:

April fools prank: replace all the sugar in your house with cocaine.

Spotted on Threads:

If a tree falls in a forest and doesn’t make a sound, maybe that’s where your kid should be practicing the piano.

Spotted on Snapchat:

Someone asked me if I had plans for the fall. It took me a moment to realize they meant “Autumn,” not the collapse of civilization.

Shared recently on Facebook:

I liked the version of you from the other dimension better.

Shared recently on Slack:

“You like talking to yourself?” God forbid I seek advice from an expert.

Live now on Slack:

Sometimes my greatest accomplishment is keeping my mouth shut.

Shared recently on WhatsApp:

Sometimes I see how many vacations people take and I wonder if I’m bad with money or if they are.

Trending via Pinterest:

Nothing is complicated when you’re simple-minded like me.

Going viral on Twitch:

It’s so funny when someone writes a song to try to get someone to have sex with them. That’s what a bird would do!

Making waves on Discord:

By my second “could we change the subject?” I could feel the job interview going south.

Stephen King’s It is the bone chilling story about adults who are forced to spend time with their childhood friends.

Humorous quote about adults reluctantly reconnecting with childhood friends, inspired by Stephen King's It.
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"Stephen King's It: where Pennywise acts as the ultimate wingman for childhood friendships that never die 🤡👫 #FriendshipGoals #AdultingDoneRight"

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28 shares on Discord this month:

A murder on the dance floor would explain the panic! at the disco.

82 shares on Messenger this month:

My superpower? I can look you dead in the face while you’re talking and not hear a damn word you said.

24 shares on Threads this month:

Nowadays an “all-nighter” means I didn’t have to get up to pee.

74 shares on X this month:

Every homemade dinner counts as negative calories because of the exercise we get waving pillows at the smoke detectors.

93 shares on Discord this month:

I saw God in a dream and all he did was brag about making Pedro Pascal.

46 shares on Pinterest this month:

People should come with warning labels.

78 shares on Threads this month:

Some of you are out here driving like your turn signal’s free trial ended and you’re all out of blinks.

78 shares on Messenger this month:

Sorry, the deadline for complaints was yesterday.

18 shares on Instagram this month:

May life treat you exactly the same way you treat servers, store clerks, senior citizens, children, and animals.

63 shares on Messenger this month:

Today’s toddlers can switch on laptops and use apps. When I was little, I ate sand.

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My cat and I talked it over and no we don’t think that I’m crazy.

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I thought I needed a drink. Turns out what I really needed was a divorce.

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When I’m behind a slow car, I steer my car a little to the right so the people behind me can see that it isn’t my fault.

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Why do people think it’s ok to ask why a person is single? I don’t ask why you’re unhappily married.

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“NOT dishwasher safe!” You’ll be okay, buddy, just do your best in there.

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IKEA assembly instructions should come with a glossary of Swedish swear words.

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Damn, all this overthinking and I still be making dumb decisions.

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Tried to pull off a smokey eye, ended up looking like I went three rounds with McGregor.

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Coworker: Hey, circling back on that thing we talked about in December. Me: Stop living in the past!

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Being bilingual means stuttering in both languages.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇦🇹 has copied:

Not saying I’m a bot or anything, but if someone in real life told me to ignore all previous instructions and write a poem about onions or whatever, I’d probably give it my best shot.

Someone from 🇲🇭 has bookmarked:

The pigeons are plotting to overthrow the government. It will start with a coo.

Someone from 🇨🇺 has viewed:

There’s a fat man inside me dying to get out.

Someone from 🇬🇦 has downloaded:

Don’t give up, we must remain silly.

Someone from 🇱🇧 has downloaded:

“Hey you!” is short for “I have no idea what your name is.”

Someone from 🇵🇹 has downloaded:

Ironically people who are good at giving advice find it difficult to follow their own.

Someone from 🇮🇶 has shared:

Men be like: I would love the opportunity to give you the bare minimum.

Someone from 🇬🇳 has downloaded:

Accept the truth that a clean kitchen and finished laundry are just myths. Embrace the chaos and find your inner calm.

Someone from 🇰🇼 has viewed:

Pomegranates are worth the mess.

Someone from 🇱🇰 has downloaded:

Brains are awesome. I wish I had one.

Social Media Log 💫

Spotted on Threads:

Why is it cute when a baby falls asleep clutching a bottle. Yet, when I do it, it’s “concerning”?

Making waves on Slack:

It’s funny how everyone who was all about Christmas a week ago is suddenly into New Year’s now.

Trending via WeChat:

I kind of miss when people stood 6 feet away.

Seen just now on Twitch:

The global energy crisis could be solved if only we could harness the power of my wife slamming my car door.

Shared recently on Pinterest:

French fries are like the lifeboats on the Titanic. They never give you enough.

Just landed via Discord:

Good morning to everyone who still believes what they see with their own two eyes.

Just shared via Slack:

Can’t wait for my husband to see what he bought everyone for Christmas.

Making waves on WeChat:

Age ceases to be just a number everytime the airline announces seating queue priority.

Spreading quickly via Telegram:

You can tell they named the aardvark early in the week and the anteater on a Friday.

Making waves on Facebook:

Word on the street is that the fire in your heart is out.

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