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Age regressing by coughing like a toddler, with my tongue out.

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Another beautiful day without using sin, tan and cos.

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Welcome to adulthood: you’re always sleepy unless you’re trying to get to sleep.

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I hate it when my AirPods die instead of me.

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I used to think adulthood was one crisis after another. I was wrong. Multiple crises. Concurrently. All at once. All the time. Forever.

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Hit the vape till it tastes like technology.

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To the guy who invented zero, thanks for nothing.

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Sex makes you happy. So I understand your dissatisfaction.

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The first 120 hours after the weekend are always the worst.

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My mom and all her opinions are visiting this weekend.

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Cloud 9 is a very high place to fall from.

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The only thing you can count on with some people is that you can’t count on them.

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I hope whoever came up with the spelling for Wednesday was punished for their actions.

Making waves on Snapchat:

To the person who stole my place in the queue. I’m after you now.

Seen just now on Reddit:

80 years from now, this comment section will be full of dead people. Write anything you want.

Seen just now on Discord:

When someone yells stop I don’t know whether it’s in the name of love, it’s Hammer time, or I should smell the flowers.

Freshly posted on YouTube:

Don’t worry, guys. Together we can eliminate logic and reason on social media. I see some of you are already ahead of the game. Way to go!

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How old is older? Because I’m still waiting for this wise thing to kick in.

Just landed via Snapchat:

The only thing I worry about when I’m in the restroom is if people are washing their hands or not.

Trending via Messenger:

Dude, we’re biting off more than we can chew tonight if you want to pull up.

Suicide is never the answer, you gotta outlive your enemies.

Suicide is never the answer, you gotta outlive your enemies.
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Someone from πŸ‡«πŸ‡² has bookmarked:

Kids today have it much easier. When I was growing up and something bad happened, we had to go outside and spread our misinformation in person.

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Never get in between a girl and her fries. It’s just common sense really.

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If I had today’s mind, I wouldn’t have made yesterday’s mistake. But if I hadn’t made yesterday’s mistake, I wouldn’t have today’s mind.

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Apple, who gives you permission to turn the brightness down again when I’ve just turned it up?

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I haven’t bought 1 Christmas gift but I got 3 packages on the way for me though.

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I forgot my password, failed the captcha and have been accused of being a robot. I don’t even know how to fight these allegations.

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Never trust people who smile constantly. They’re either selling something or not very bright.

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Welcome to middle age. You now take pictures of instructions so you can enlarge them.

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Life is so exciting. I was in my bedroom and now I’m in the living room. Who knows where I’ll go next.

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One person’s logic is another one’s “what the heck?”

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Don’t ever forget where you came from. That’s where you left your car.

Broadcasted on Pinterest:

I’m so desperate for a vacation that at this point I’d spend an all inclusive week at Jurassic Park.

Spotted on Instagram:

Hey, I came over because the grass seemed really green here, but now that I’m looking back that grass actually looks crazy green, so I’m gonna go.

Trending via Pinterest:

Absolutely no reason for a single guy to be in a sunflower field. Get out of there, pervert!

Spotted on Twitch:

We always asked β€œwhere is Waldo” but never β€œwho is Waldo hiding from”.

Freshly posted on Discord:

Watching Jaws with my kid because I’m sick of going to the beach.

Seen just now on TikTok:

My body is a β€œwonder what happened” land.

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

The only running I do is to chase the ice cream truck.

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I would just once like to feel as powerful as a toddler throwing their sippy cup whilst sitting atop their high chair.

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Life is hard. It is harder if you are stupid.

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