Suicide is never the answer, you gotta outlive your enemies.

Suicide is never the answer, you gotta outlive your enemies.

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“Remember, staying alive longer than your enemies is the ultimate power move! 💪🏼😄 Just keep on thriving, let karma do its work, and make some popcorn to watch the show! 🍿😏 #OutliveThemAll”

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