Trendy Funny Quotes

  • I’m the type of husband that helps his wife look for her missing chocolate that I ate.
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  • Brainwashing is always considered terrible and horrible. But there are many brains that would benefit from a wash.
  • Husband and I were blissfully happy for 25 years. Then we met.
  • Life can only give you lemons if you answer the door.
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