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Someone from 🇳🇦 has copied:

Why do my fully charged AirPods deplete at different rates? Do I listen harder out of one ear?

Someone from 🇳🇿 has copied:

I’m forced to conclude that not liking my posts is a you problem.

Someone from 🇬🇩 has copied:

Yes, I make bad decisions when I’m drunk. But I wouldn’t say that the decisions I make when I’m sober are any better.

Someone from 🇮🇸 has shared:

Humans were not meant to have this many passwords.

Someone from 🇱🇷 has copied:

I only use ‘sir’ disrespectfully.

Someone from 🇧🇾 has shared:

Dating apps? No thanks, if I wanted to talk to someone for hours and accomplish nothing, I’d contact tech support.

Someone from 🇧🇳 has viewed:

Be the lemon you want the world to hand to others.

Someone from 🇸🇱 has downloaded:

You never know how strong you are until someone’s story runs more than 5 minutes long.

Someone from 🇦🇷 has bookmarked:

I have been alive all my life, and have not once seen a Chinese food commercial.

Someone from 🇭🇷 has downloaded:

Showers are the best places to lose arguments with yourself.

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Seen just now on Slack:

Friends with consequences.

Reported on YouTube:

I’ve found God. It’s my turn to hide now.

Freshly posted on Slack:

That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything, and all you can think is: “Act normal, you are innocent.”

Spreading quickly via TikTok:

Why would I spend money on the zoo when I can watch my colleagues for free?

Going viral on WeChat:

My hobbies include saying, “I’m so tired,” and then staying up for three more hours doing nothing.

Seen just now on TikTok:

Save tons of money on a weighted blanket by sleeping under the mattress.

Making waves on WhatsApp:

Wouldn’t it be great if we could put ourselves in the dryer and come out wrinkle free?

Trending via Pinterest:

If at first you don’t succeed, try two more times so your failure is statistically significant.

Seen just now on X:

The main reason for stress is the daily contact with idiots.

Spreading quickly via Telegram:

There’s nothing more satisfying than the little nap you have after hitting snooze on your alarm.

That awkward moment when you gently throw your phone onto your bed and it decides to bounce off 3 walls, knock over a lamp, and land on the floor.

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That awkward moment when you gently throw your phone onto your bed and it decides to bounce off 3 walls, knock over a lamp, and land on the floor.

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📱💥 Who knew your phone was auditioning for a role in a slapstick comedy? From acrobatics to home decor rearrangement, it's a full-on performance every time it takes a tumble! Just remember, in the world of phone physics, anything can happen – except a graceful landing on the bed! 🤹‍♂️✨

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Someone from 🇨🇫 has shared:

Processed food was literally designed for you to eat. Organic is just some crap they found on the ground somewhere.

Someone from 🇩🇲 has downloaded:

I believe that emails are trying to tell us something.

Someone from 🇬🇭 has viewed:

I wanna meet the person whose parents are super disappointed he went to medical school instead of becoming a stand-up comedian.

Someone from 🇦🇪 has copied:

Bought a house plant so I wouldn’t be the only one dying of dehydration around here.

Someone from 🇦🇺 has shared:

Sleep well, middle finger—you’ve got a big day ahead of you tomorrow.

Someone from 🇦🇷 has downloaded:

How inappropriate is it to ask a stranger to scratch your back? Need to know ten minutes ago.

Someone from 🇹🇻 has downloaded:

Adulthood is just always being tired and wondering how you hurt your back.

Someone from 🇭🇷 has copied:

You can be anything. Be the person who ends meetings early.

Someone from 🇦🇸 has shared:

It’s really sad that April Fools is the only day people are appropriately skeptical of stuff they read on the internet.

Someone from 🇧🇬 has shared:

My husband thinks he can just order me around like he’s one of the cats.

Social Media Log 💫

Broadcasted on Threads:

Listen kid, I have social media profiles older than you.

Spotted on TikTok:

I’m single because of everyone else’s shortcomings.

Seen just now on Messenger:

Edging my house plants by putting them next to the window when it rains.

Spotted on Instagram:

Deleting the paragraph you wrote and texting back “ok” is a different type of self-control.

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

Caught the bouquet at the funeral.

Just landed via Threads:

Enjoy the time between diapers!

Spotted on Messenger:

It’d be nice if my bank account filled up as quickly as my laundry basket.

Making waves on Twitch:

No, I mean, it’s great toast. I just didn’t expect it to be French.

Shared recently on TikTok:

Being a social worker is crazy because those are literally my two least favorite things.

Shared recently on Discord:

Your nose is in the middle of your face because it is the scenter.

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