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It’s funny how you can annoy unhappy people by remaining calm.

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I love my bodyguard. I would take a bullet for him.

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Dear resealable chocolate bag, your confidence in my self-control was truly inspiring. And you were delicious.

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My Saturday was going pretty well until I realized it was Sunday.

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I passed my genetic engineering exam with flying koalas.

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What do you mean I overthink things (as I wonder if I hurt my dog’s feelings by liking cat videos on Instagram)?

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I wonder how much time The Weeknd saves not typing that extra e.

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My tween would like you to know I ruined his life when I told him to stop being super sus and cringe and be more lit yo.

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Sex is so embarrassing. Like, why did I want to do that to you?

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I be like “communication is the key” then put my phone on do not disturb.