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"Who knew that the battle of wills between productivity and the siren call of napping would be so fierce? 😴💤 It's like the afternoon slump knows exactly when to strike – sneaky little siesta temptress!"

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56 shares on Discord this month:

No matter how weird things seem to get, there’s always an episode of The Twilight Zone that was eerily similar.

70 shares on Pinterest this month:

If Halloween is over, then why am I still scared?

64 shares on Discord this month:

The next time someone texts me “we need to talk,” I’ll reply, “Yes, we really need to talk,” so that I won’t be the only one stressing.

40 shares on Messenger this month:

I’ve been saying for years that cigs are better for you than vapes, and the vindication I feel now is just orgasmic.

62 shares on Telegram this month:

Love triangle? You mean this Dorito?

71 shares on Discord this month:

The new American dream is an alien invasion.

98 shares on Pinterest this month:

Some days you’re the quick brown fox and other days you’re the lazy dog.

78 shares on Messenger this month:

It may look like I’m doing nothing, but in my head I’m quite busy.

45 shares on X this month:

I’m so lazy, I let my battles pick me.

39 shares on TikTok this month:

I grew up ugly, so I had to be funny, and then got hot in my twenties, so that’s how I became perfect.

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Someone from 🇬🇩 has shared:

What’s a positive thought for beginners? I’ve been getting into optimism lately.

Someone from 🇳🇷 has shared:

I will never understand why our washing machines feel the need to lie about how much time is left. If you need more time, just let me know, that’s fine.

Someone from 🇬🇶 has bookmarked:

I believe in Bigfoot because Bigfoot believes in me.

Someone from 🇮🇱 has copied:

You can’t truly refer to yourself as an adult until you catch yourself getting really angry when the grocery store changes their layout.

Someone from 🇬🇪 has downloaded:

No revenge, because to know me only as a memory is to suffer.

Someone from 🇨🇦 has bookmarked:

I hate when I’m typing away, expecting autocorrect to have my back, and I look down and just see awjdbdmkskan.

Someone from 🇦🇹 has copied:

Just peed so much that a little laugh came out.

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Not leaving the house and not having contact with other people. The punishments of my childhood are now my hobbies.

Someone from 🇬🇾 has copied:

In my 20’s: might hit the club tonight. In my 40’s: might go to the grocery store to listen to some bangers.

Someone from 🇭🇳 has shared:

When people are telling me a story about their life it often reminds me of a much better story from my life.

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Seen just now on WeChat:

When does hibernation actually begin? I wanna take part this year.

Trending via Snapchat:

Rent really don’t make no sense. Like, why is my apartment getting a raise every year? Who is doing the performance review?

Shared recently on Instagram:

Another day on this hamster wheel to nowhere.

Making waves on Threads:

The best part of the relationship is before you meet them, and you’re single.

Broadcasted on Instagram:

If you think I’m annoying, give it some time. You’ll know for sure pretty soon.

Going viral on WhatsApp:

I think that police officers on foot should wear blue flashing sneakers.

Just landed via YouTube:

My door camera alerts are all just me stepping outside to see how warm it is.

Just shared via Pinterest:

Every day when I get home, I thank my cats for allowing me to live in their house.

Making waves on LinkedIn:

Men will ruin your whole life and come back and like your Instagram story.

Spotted on Slack:

Maybe I died of Covid in 2020, and this is hell.

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That urge to nap between 3pm – 5pm is no joke.

I have a sundress and no man to bend me over in it, sad day.

If I like cleaning? Does Sisyphus like his boulder?

When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that’s amore. When you swim in the sea and an eel bites your knee, that’s a moray.

Being a goldfish must be brilliant. Every six seconds you’re pleasantly surprised to find that you live in a castle.

Good morning everyone, who feels like working today? I promise I’ll let you do my job.

I’ve just told my doctor I have all the Monkey Pox symptoms. He asked me to swing by tomorrow.

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That urge to nap between 3pm – 5pm is no joke.

Keep the laugh going 😂

I have a sundress and no man to bend me over in it, sad day.

If I like cleaning? Does Sisyphus like his boulder?

When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that’s amore. When you swim in the sea and an eel bites your knee, that’s a moray.

Being a goldfish must be brilliant. Every six seconds you’re pleasantly surprised to find that you live in a castle.

Good morning everyone, who feels like working today? I promise I’ll let you do my job.

I’ve just told my doctor I have all the Monkey Pox symptoms. He asked me to swing by tomorrow.

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