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"Who knew that the battle of wills between productivity and the siren call of napping would be so fierce? 😴💤 It's like the afternoon slump knows exactly when to strike – sneaky little siesta temptress!"

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I’ve been locked out of Tinder because of “unusual activity”. I must’ve got a match.

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I came. I saw. I made it awkward.

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My lip gloss used to be poppin’, now it’s my knees.

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1 month ago

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Traffic is the fault of the guy immediately in front of you.

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2 months ago

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You ever get into such a weird mood you have to put yourself on house arrest for a couple days?

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2 months ago

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We all need to put the phone down, or it’s over for civilization.

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3 months ago

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53 shares on Threads this month:

Shout out to Yamaha for being like, “Here’s a cool motorcycle. Also, here’s a cool piano.”

31 shares on Pinterest this month:

The haters said I couldn’t do it. And the haters? They were right. They were correct. They even nailed the small details, frankly it’s amazing.

93 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Daffodil totally sounds like an insult, you blooming daffodil.

12 shares on X this month:

Did you know on the Canary Islands there is not one canary? And on the Virgin Isles? Same thing – not one canary there either!

49 shares on Twitch this month:

Hate all political parties and you’ll never be disappointed.

52 shares on Snapchat this month:

Mornings would be fine if they started later.

19 shares on Reddit this month:

I love when my brain cells kiss and I have an idea.

84 shares on WeChat this month:

Why socialize when you could party inside your room with your 10+ personalities?

15 shares on YouTube this month:

Sober in a taxi: Please. Stop talking to me. Drunk in a taxi: … And that, Mick, is why I’m emotionally unavailable, I suppose.

12 shares on Discord this month:

Someone at work just farted and I panicked and said ‘compliments to the chef’.

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Someone from 🇦🇫 has viewed:

We all got a little Barbie in us (the microplastics).

Someone from 🇹🇬 has viewed:

My son was praying for “everybody in the world.” If you suddenly start experiencing good fortune, you’re welcome.

Someone from 🇧🇸 has shared:

I have two dogs: one dominates, the other is a subwoofer.

Someone from 🇲🇷 has copied:

Every time I see a couple riding a tandem bike, I try to figure out which one of them is pissed about it.

Someone from 🇲🇭 has downloaded:

If Spotify has taught me anything, it’s that I don’t know the correct lyrics to any of my favorite songs.

Someone from 🇬🇭 has downloaded:

The internet is fun because you can post about mayonnaise and somehow end up in a fight.

Someone from 🇬🇷 has viewed:

How come all the single people don’t need no one, and all the married ones need two?

Someone from 🇧🇷 has downloaded:

My friends have canceled our dinner plans two nights in a row. I’m starting to think they don’t like dinner.

Someone from 🇨🇲 has downloaded:

My kids act like they’re afraid of monsters, when they are literally the most terrifying creatures I’ve ever met.

Someone from 🇸🇰 has bookmarked:

For Christmas, I’d like to figure it all out.

Social Media Log 💫

Seen just now on TikTok:

Dating for love isn’t working. Now I’m dating to conduct psychological experiments and collect data.

Just landed via Slack:

My favorite part about going camping is the part where I stay at home, and I don’t go camping.

Shared recently on TikTok:

Your call is very important to us, here’s six days of irritating music.

Trending via YouTube:

You’ve agreed to go out with me, so that’s going to immediately count against you.

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

Ozzy Osbourne has mumbled through entire sentences, and I still understood him better than most of my exes.

Trending via Telegram:

I may be the reason why our kids are ugly, but you’re the reason why they’re stupid.

Shared recently on LinkedIn:

Whoever came up with a 30 minute lunch break needs a 30 minute beating.

Trending via Twitch:

Married life: Telling your partner the same sentence 7 days in a row, only for him to say, “You definitely never told me that!”

Just landed via WhatsApp:

Once you realize I’m an idiot, my posts start to make a lot more sense.

Live now on Facebook:

It’s almost bed time, so I’ll just check my e-mail, Twitter, Instagram, Facebook, and watch a season of my favorite show on Netflix real quick.

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That urge to nap between 3pm – 5pm is no joke.

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I’ve been locked out of Tinder because of “unusual activity”. I must’ve got a match.

I came. I saw. I made it awkward.

My lip gloss used to be poppin’, now it’s my knees.

Traffic is the fault of the guy immediately in front of you.

You ever get into such a weird mood you have to put yourself on house arrest for a couple days?

We all need to put the phone down, or it’s over for civilization.

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