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"Who knew that the battle of wills between productivity and the siren call of napping would be so fierce? 😴💤 It's like the afternoon slump knows exactly when to strike – sneaky little siesta temptress!"

5pm, afternoon, humor, joke, nap, sleep, tiredness, urge

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90 shares on TikTok this month:

I still make time for all my favorite hobbies, like drinking, swearing, and making people feel uncomfortable.

47 shares on Instagram this month:

Hey kid, wanna hear a scary story? One day, you will be able to do whatever you want, and you will choose to stay home alone.

60 shares on YouTube this month:

Tattoos are a great convo starter. So as an introvert, I kinda regret getting them.

55 shares on Facebook this month:

ChatGPT is down right now and if you listen closely, you can hear millions of content creators screaming.

14 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Calling it a situationship, and the whole time, the situation is that they don’t want you.

94 shares on WeChat this month:

I saved a ton of money on a security system by stealing my neighbor’s.

21 shares on Messenger this month:

Just peed so much that a little laugh came out.

52 shares on Twitch this month:

Starting is the hardest part. Unless it’s eating chocolate. Then stopping is the hardest part.

81 shares on Instagram this month:

Main difference between me and my jokes is that folks don’t laugh at my jokes.

70 shares on Instagram this month:

I used to look for monsters under the bed. Today I know they are behind some people’s fake smiles.

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Someone from 🇭🇺 has viewed:

Apparently, all my new nephew wants to do is eat and sleep, which means he’s already a lot like me.

Someone from 🇫🇲 has viewed:

I’m not mad, I just hope your socks slide off in your shoe all day.

Someone from 🇭🇹 has bookmarked:

ALF is what happens when you are high on drugs in the 80s.

Someone from 🇳🇵 has downloaded:

I’d rather be spotted in a strip club than a Subway.

Someone from 🇱🇻 has copied:

Awake? You may be entitled to compensation.

Someone from 🇩🇰 has downloaded:

The older I get, the more I understand why people live in the woods and talk to squirrels.

Someone from 🇱🇺 has copied:

No, sorry, next week won’t work. I’ll be a shadow of what I once was.

Someone from 🇵🇱 has copied:

Why is everything 10x better at night? Driving, showering, eating, vibing to music, watching Netflix… phone calls. Like, everything.

Someone from 🇺🇦 has copied:

When my husband says he’ll just be a minute, I know I have enough time to watch an entire television series, paint the house, or go on a quest.

Someone from 🇮🇸 has viewed:

I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right.

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Seen just now on YouTube:

If you break up with the same person enough times, you eventually get married. Never give up.

Spotted on Facebook:

When I die, throw me on Mount Everest so it looks like I was trying to do something.

Trending via Telegram:

Starting tomorrow whatever life throws at me, I’m ducking so it hits someone else.

Making waves on Twitch:

I’m at the age where I can remember things that never happened.

Spreading quickly via YouTube:

Cinderella had one night out, and it changed her life. I had one night out, and it changed my credit score.

Making waves on X:

Going from “I can fix her” to “I don’t care if she lives or dies” in the same beer.

Spotted on Discord:

I wasn’t feeling well so I googled my symptoms. I either have allergies or I died two days ago.

Going viral on Telegram:

Another day on this hamster wheel to nowhere.

Going viral on Instagram:

The older I get, the earlier it gets late.

Broadcasted on Threads:

No one buys my theory that red fire hydrants are filled with ketchup and yellow fire hydrants are filled with mustard.

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That urge to nap between 3pm – 5pm is no joke.

It’s okay to get rid of the boxes for the electronic things you’ve had for the past couple of years.

It’s amazing how much I accomplish around the house right before someone is coming over.

If you add orange juice to Jason Momoa, you get a Jason Mimosa.

Do you ever wake up in the morning and you’re just like… no.

Video games are great. They let you try out your craziest fantasies. For example, on The Sims, you can have a job and a house.

I used to be sad about the climate apocalypse, but I went on a few dates and, honestly, I’m ready now.

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That urge to nap between 3pm – 5pm is no joke.

Keep the laugh going 😂

It’s okay to get rid of the boxes for the electronic things you’ve had for the past couple of years.

It’s amazing how much I accomplish around the house right before someone is coming over.

If you add orange juice to Jason Momoa, you get a Jason Mimosa.

Do you ever wake up in the morning and you’re just like… no.

Video games are great. They let you try out your craziest fantasies. For example, on The Sims, you can have a job and a house.

I used to be sad about the climate apocalypse, but I went on a few dates and, honestly, I’m ready now.

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