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"Who knew that the battle of wills between productivity and the siren call of napping would be so fierce? 😴💤 It's like the afternoon slump knows exactly when to strike – sneaky little siesta temptress!"

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44 shares on Instagram this month:

If you don’t buy any snacks, you’re proud for a moment and then incredibly sad.

36 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I don’t know much about women, but they love containers that hold smaller containers.

19 shares on Facebook this month:

I hope none of the people I vowed to “help hide a body” ever actually need my help.

95 shares on YouTube this month:

I’m a work in progress that hasn’t made much progress.

31 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Doing some skin care routine but my skin doesn’t care.

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IKEA is the swedish word for “relationship meltdown in a public place.”

35 shares on Slack this month:

And to think I survived a global pandemic for this.

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The older I get, the more I understand why Grumpy Old Men exist.

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If we’ve got the technology to make heated car seats, then where the hell are the seats that automatically cool down in the summer? Make it happen, nerds.

30 shares on Pinterest this month:

Why’d they call it a fly swatter and not a splatula?

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Met a microbiologist once. They’re a lot bigger than I imagined.

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The feminine urge to open a coffee shop that’s also a library, a bakery, and a flower shop.

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In search of someone who loves me as much as I love my snooze button.

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We’re all in the billionaire submarine now.

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Does anyone else run a used match under water before disposing of it because you’re afraid it still has some fire left in it, or are you normal?

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At this point, Tom Cruise is a stuntman who does his own acting.

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Bon Jovi must be at least 3/4 of the way there by now.

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Harmonicas are basically for people who like to hear music while they spit.

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The only downside to dating hot men is that when it ends, he’s still hot.

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The problem with people starts when we expect things from them, or have anything to do with them.

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Please don’t match my crazy. One of us has to be rational here, and it’s definitely not going to be me.

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If I was a microplastic, I would simply not go in the ocean or anyone’s mouth.

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Science has enough bodies, I’m donating mine to English lit just to spice things up a bit.

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What if your dog one day just randomly said “Nobody is going to believe you” and never spoke again.

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I suck at flirting. I be like “is that so?”

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Be useless, so nobody can use you.

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All I’m saying is that I’m closer to being a millionaire than Jeff Bezos is.

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Parents be like, “I gave you everything I had,” and by everything, they meant the collector’s edition boxed set of mental illness.

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One day you’ll find someone obsessed with you. It’s probably going to be a squirrel.

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That urge to nap between 3pm – 5pm is no joke.

I don’t do “casual.” I’m like an 18th-century vampire. When I fall in love, my devotion is boundless and eternal.

When you’re late for work, you gotta walk in fast and act like you’re mad.

I used to judge cat owners for giving in to their pets’ whims too easily, but holy shit, these animals are relentless and would starve themselves to organ failure just because one time, weeks ago, they had a taste of some ‘better’ food.

Treat me like a joke and I’ll leave you like it’s funny.

I identify as a weather forecast: Anything’s possible.

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That urge to nap between 3pm – 5pm is no joke.

Keep the laugh going 😂

I don’t do “casual.” I’m like an 18th-century vampire. When I fall in love, my devotion is boundless and eternal.

When you’re late for work, you gotta walk in fast and act like you’re mad.

Rather than touching grass, I recommend going to a concert and experiencing the live performance of that one song you hold religiously close to your heart.

I used to judge cat owners for giving in to their pets’ whims too easily, but holy shit, these animals are relentless and would starve themselves to organ failure just because one time, weeks ago, they had a taste of some ‘better’ food.

Treat me like a joke and I’ll leave you like it’s funny.

I identify as a weather forecast: Anything’s possible.

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