That urge to nap between 3pm – 5pm is no joke.

47 shares on Pinterest this month:

I may be a beginner at some things, but I have a black belt in shopping.

46 shares on LinkedIn this month:

They are all liars, so just pick the tallest and enjoy.

95 shares on Discord this month:

I just learned the professional way to say “I told you so”: “This was identified early on as a likely outcome.”

71 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Satan: “I’d tell you to go to Hell, but I work there and don’t wanna see you everyday.”

10 shares on Messenger this month:

Just once I’d like to hear a doctor say, “Your guess is as good as mine.”

33 shares on Snapchat this month:

I miss when people didn’t talk on speakerphone in public.

61 shares on YouTube this month:

Imagine how organized the first person to write down a recipe must have been.

100 shares on Threads this month:

Pugs look like regular dogs that ran into a door at full speed.

51 shares on Pinterest this month:

If anyone needs me, I’ll be in a different realm.

13 shares on Messenger this month:

I’ve realized that some people don’t like me, but I’ve also realized that I don’t give a shit.