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"Who knew that the battle of wills between productivity and the siren call of napping would be so fierce? 😴💤 It's like the afternoon slump knows exactly when to strike – sneaky little siesta temptress!"

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55 shares on Facebook this month:

This is the dumbest apocalypse ever.

14 shares on Messenger this month:

Dating is the process of meeting someone until you find out what’s wrong with them.

100 shares on YouTube this month:

Apparently, responding to a wedding invitation with “maybe next time” is wrong. I know that now.

83 shares on WhatsApp this month:

How can you not appreciate a drunk text? Someone is absolutely off their face and still thinking of you.

73 shares on Slack this month:

I believe in annoyed at first sight.

100 shares on TikTok this month:

My new phone is being delivered by Amazon, which means that I can track its movements for a day before it tracks mine for five years.

48 shares on Telegram this month:

Why is sleeping at night so hard, but sleeping in the morning is like drifting away on a soft, fluffy cloud while Adele sings you a lullaby?

37 shares on Facebook this month:

If you’re looking for a quiet place to talk to yourself, my DMs are open.

83 shares on Pinterest this month:

Life update: it’s getting worse.

23 shares on Discord this month:

Therapy isn’t enough. I need a new identity and a passport.

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Someone from 🇦🇫 has copied:

If you ever see me out in public, just know I don’t want to be there.

Someone from 🇲🇦 has bookmarked:

The problem with expensive things is that you tend to want them.

Someone from 🇦🇫 has viewed:

Hey girl, are you a burger? Because I love you.

Someone from 🇧🇸 has bookmarked:

I have no prime. I will evolve till I die.

Someone from 🇨🇩 has shared:

If you meet me and I’m talking to myself, just keep walking. I’m self-employed and I’m in a meeting with senior management.

Someone from 🇰🇳 has bookmarked:

Did you know if you hold your ear up to a stranger’s leg, you can actually hear them say, ‘What the hell are you doing?’

Someone from 🇭🇳 has bookmarked:

If you want to feel really bad about yourself, just start dating.

Someone from 🇰🇷 has copied:

If you’re the type of person who likes to be left alone, I’m with you. Better yet, I’m not with you.

Someone from 🇲🇷 has viewed:

Mixed signals mean they don’t like you like that. It’s that simple.

Someone from 🇻🇳 has shared:

They should invent a food that sounds good for dinner tonight.

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Seen just now on Twitch:

Saw an article on “100 things to do before you die.” Was surprised Call 911 didn’t make the list.

Making waves on Threads:

The first person to realize you can eat bone marrow must have really hated that cow.

Just shared via Instagram:

My superpower is always picking the line at the grocery store that moves the slowest.

Making waves on X:

Me rereading his texts after we’ve already said goodnight just so I can giggle and blush all over again.

Shared recently on Slack:

Don’t get horny around me; I’m an empath.

Seen just now on Telegram:

To my beloved wife, I leave my circus and my monkeys.

Going viral on Facebook:

It always takes me an hour to get ready. 45 minutes for doing nothing and 15 hectic minutes for the rest.

Seen just now on Reddit:

If your man cheats on you, dump him and date his dad, make him your step son.

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

Achieving AGI by reducing the intelligence of the average human rather than increasing the intelligence of AI.

Making waves on Snapchat:

When I bark at a dog, I always worry that I might have inadvertently said something wrong.

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That urge to nap between 3pm – 5pm is no joke.

What age will I grow out of not answering the door when I’m home and sneaking around the house to find out who’s knocking?

I’m doing well at accomplishing nothing today and I’m very proud of myself.

On a scale of quack to quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack, what do you think of my duck-based numbering system?

I’m already sick of tomorrow.

Printers and computers treat each other like they broke up the night before, and you’re their mutual friend.

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That urge to nap between 3pm – 5pm is no joke.

Keep the laugh going 😂

What age will I grow out of not answering the door when I’m home and sneaking around the house to find out who’s knocking?

I am an influencer. If you aren’t influenced in any way, that is on you. Do better.

I’m doing well at accomplishing nothing today and I’m very proud of myself.

On a scale of quack to quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack, what do you think of my duck-based numbering system?

I’m already sick of tomorrow.

Printers and computers treat each other like they broke up the night before, and you’re their mutual friend.

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