Wordgag ツ

Commentary:
"Who knew that the battle of wills between productivity and the siren call of napping would be so fierce? 😴💤 It's like the afternoon slump knows exactly when to strike – sneaky little siesta temptress!"

5pm, afternoon, humor, joke, nap, sleep, tiredness, urge

Trending Funny Quotes 👇

Random Funny Quotes

Social Media Stars ⭐

31 shares on Discord this month:

Maturing is realizing you’re not stable enough to do mushrooms.

71 shares on Reddit this month:

Animals be 15 minutes old and already know what to do.

71 shares on Slack this month:

I can keep my mouth shut, but you can read the subtitles on my face.

29 shares on Messenger this month:

Getting tired without doing anything is an art form.

76 shares on Instagram this month:

Excuse me, but would you sign my petition to ban petitions?

99 shares on YouTube this month:

Only two things are certain: death, and Princess Diana’s face on at least one grocery store magazine.

44 shares on Threads this month:

Sorry, I liked your post one second after you posted it but in my defense, I’ve had my phone in my hand since 2012.

54 shares on Facebook this month:

If bugs could talk, they would probably say things like, “What the bug?”

88 shares on Telegram this month:

Can everyone log off? I need some time alone right now.

66 shares on Telegram this month:

Might make a living will because I don’t want my family deciding whether to pull the plug. My dad has a long history of being against wasting electricity.

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇨🇾 has shared:

If you would like to get an idea of what an exorcism is like, try putting clothes on a toddler.

Someone from 🇶🇦 has viewed:

Someday I’ll learn how to emotion like a proper human.

Someone from 🇿🇼 has copied:

My superpower is keeping this couch cushion warm.

Someone from 🇼🇸 has viewed:

Ancestors survived five mass extinctions on earth for me to be killed by a house cat I was trying to put a Christmas sweater on.

Someone from 🇲🇰 has viewed:

I took the road less traveled because I was hoping not to run into anyone I know along the way.

Someone from 🇦🇴 has shared:

That moment when you cut into a seedless watermelon and find out it’s only allegedly seedless.

Someone from 🇧🇮 has shared:

Y’all pronounce it data or data?

Someone from 🇹🇼 has downloaded:

It’s a little ironic when you consider that the Internet was invented to save time.

Someone from 🇭🇷 has shared:

Living with a dog is 90% following each other around, watching each other go potty, and wondering what the other has in their mouth.

Someone from 🇲🇽 has copied:

In America we have marijuana. In France they have oui’d.

Social Media Log 💫

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

I highly recommend having hobbies, it distracts you from falling in love unnecessarily.

Spotted on TikTok:

I’m only an introvert until I meet people worth extroverting with.

Freshly posted on Instagram:

Divorce is so weird. Why do I have an ex-aunt?

Spotted on Reddit:

My soulmate is probably out there, wondering if there’s life on earth.

Spotted on X:

I took your advice and worked smarter not harder. Now I’m going to need your advice on a good lawyer.

Trending via Telegram:

Do we barbecue with women or without salad?

Freshly posted on TikTok:

Maybe you should embark on a strange journey.

Seen just now on Telegram:

We all have that person who insists on using a blanket on the couch, no matter the weather.

Spreading quickly via Telegram:

Lawyers should get walk-up songs in court like how wrestlers do.

Breaking via WeChat:

I’m at the age where using the wrong pillow makes you feel like you broke your neck.

Wordgag ツ

Activity Log ✨

That urge to nap between 3pm – 5pm is no joke.

We should bring gargoyles back, more buildings need freaky little guys on them.

The only problem I have with chocolate is that one minute it’s there and the next it’s not.

How does spaghetti know that I’m wearing light-colored clothes?

I love Queen and David Bowie, but why did they steal that riff from Vanilla Ice?

Social Media Stars ⭐

Trending Topics 📁

Activity Log ✨

Wordgag ツ

Activity Log ✨

That urge to nap between 3pm – 5pm is no joke.

Keep the laugh going 😂

We should bring gargoyles back, more buildings need freaky little guys on them.

The only problem I have with chocolate is that one minute it’s there and the next it’s not.

How does spaghetti know that I’m wearing light-colored clothes?

Deleting the paragraph you wrote and texting back “ok” is a different type of self-control.

Rather than touching grass, I recommend going to a concert and experiencing the live performance of that one song you hold religiously close to your heart.

I love Queen and David Bowie, but why did they steal that riff from Vanilla Ice?

Social Media Stars ⭐

Trending Topics 📁

Activity Log ✨