The advantage of being an identical twin: you only need one gym contract. Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025 FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Who needs workout buddies when you can just mirror yourself? 💪 Double the gains, half the fees! 🏋️♂️ #TwinningGoals" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 The real advantage of being self-employed is that you don’t have to go to a Christmas party. I like running because it’s cheaper than paying for a gym membership. If the gym wants the money I owe them, they’ll have to catch me. I told all my neighbors that I have a twin, so that when I see them in public I don’t have to talk to them. Just saw two identical twins out in public together. No disrespect to that lifestyle but please keep it private. In other news, congrats to my therapist for securing a 4 year contract with me.
What an embarrassing time to be alive.