The advantage of being an identical twin: you only need one gym contract. Posted on4 months ago3 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppThe advantage of being an identical twin: you only need one gym contract. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I like running because it’s cheaper than paying for a gym membership. If the gym wants the money I owe them, they’ll have to catch me. I told all my neighbors that I have a twin, so that when I see them in public I don’t have to talk to them. Just saw two identical twins out in public together. No disrespect to that lifestyle but please keep it private. The real advantage of being self-employed is that you don’t have to go to a Christmas party. At the gym, everyone thinks exclusively about how little weight I can lift and how quickly I’m out of breath, because the world revolves around me.
