The Bachelor is like “Meet Savannah from Brooklyn, Madison from Savannah, Brooklyn from Madison” Posted on4 months ago4 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppThe Bachelor is like “Meet Savannah from Brooklyn, Madison from Savannah, Brooklyn from Madison” Related Funny Quotes 🤝 At this point, I’m sure I’ll meet an alien or zombies before I meet the love of my life! Parallel lines have got so much in common, it’s a shame they’ll never meet. Deleting dating apps because I want to meet someone the old fashioned way (he and his donkey rescue me from a tower guarded by a dragon). I wanna meet the person whose parents are super disappointed he went to medical school instead of becoming a stand-up comedian. I’d like to meet the person who decided that if you wanted to get married fast, it had to be done by Elvis.