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Sometimes people just need you to be genuine with them, and I personally have no problem pretending to do that.

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Those guys holding fish in their dating profile pictures are just demonstrating how they’ll carry you over the threshold after marriage.

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Demi Lovato is short for demilitarized love potato.

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I wonder how much time The Weeknd saves not typing that extra e.

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I’m single because of everyone else’s shortcomings.

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Bold of you to assume I have the energy to even climb a hill to die on.

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Can everyone please turn their A/C off during the day, we need that power to generate images of people with eight fingers.

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You ever tried driving the speed limit and thought, “They can’t be serious.”

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Body: Time to sleep. Brain: Hey, that’s an interesting thought, here’s six billion more.

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Putting my Christmas tree up today. Big day for my cats.