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In the 80s, if you woke up feeling thirsty, you could drink some of your waterbed.

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May he drop his phone on his face while he’s texting other girls.

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Due to inflation and tariffs, my love now costs a thing.

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Everyone deserves a day to lie in bed naked and be anti-social. Just sayin’.

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I hope all of you get laid and not laid off this year. Amen.

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The free hotel blow-dryer should be easier to get off the bathroom wall.

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It’s now socially acceptable again to clap when the plane lands.

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Break-up so bad, he blocked me on Pokémon Go.

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Shoutout to the friends that still like me. All two of you.

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I’m upstairs and the food is downstairs. Send help.