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  • Thunder is fake. It doesn’t even sync up properly with lightning. There’s some guy who waits till he sees lightning and then he presses the thunder button.
  • Wondering when these skinny jeans are gonna kick in.
  • I would just once like to feel as powerful as a toddler throwing their sippy cup whilst sitting atop their high chair.
  • Future generations will never have to live in unprecedented times, because we’re precedenting the Hell out of everything right now.
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