Trendy Funny Quotes

  • If I climbed all the way to the top of Mount Everest and looked up, then I’d finally see the top of our family’s weekly laundry pile.
  • Anyone who thinks office jobs are harmless has never cut their finger on paper.
  • I was actually doing so well until your email found me.
  • I’m not humiliating myself here for 3 likes. 10 maybe but not 3.
  • Never miss a good chance to shut up.
  • I don’t have a new year resolution, you don’t need that when you’re perfect.