Commentary:
“Remember folks, the safest way to avoid sunburn is by staying indoors! 
Just say no to those harmful UV rays and embrace your inner vampire. 
#SunscreenStruggles”
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“Attempting to replace job qualifications with romantic feelings? Bold strategy, Cotton. Let’s see if it pays off for ’em!
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“Ah, the classic ‘guilty pleasure’ dilemma
Sometimes you’ve got to embrace the ‘so bad, it’s good’ vibes! Who needs quality when you’ve got pure entertainment, am I right? Keep binging away, darling! 
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Commentary:
Absolutely! Maybe a customer service center with a magical hotline that actually transports you to a stress-free, problem-solving wonderland instead of making you listen to elevator music for hours on end. 
Let’s hope the “higher than normal call volume” excuse becomes a thing of the past! 
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“Who needs a warm embrace when you’ve got donuts hugging your soul from within?
Talk about delicious comfort food therapy!” -
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“Watching cooking shows sometimes feels like peeking into a magical fridge where Tardis-like space expansion is standard practice
. Next thing you know, Mary Poppins might just pull a full roast turkey out of her clutch purse! 
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Well, if we’re on Twitter like Jesus, does that mean we’re spreading the digital version of salvation in 280 characters or less?
Just think of retweets as miracles and hashtags as blessings! 
#TwitterJesus #DigitalDiscipleship