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The only sunscreen that’s 100% effective is abstinence.

The only sunscreen that’s 100% effective is abstinence.

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"Remember folks, the safest way to avoid sunburn is by staying indoors! 🌞🚫 Just say no to those harmful UV rays and embrace your inner vampire. 😂 #SunscreenStruggles"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged abstinence, effective, effectiveness, humor, protection, safety, sun, sun protection, sunscreen on Jan 21, 2025 by slickboy.

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