The only sunscreen that’s 100% effective is abstinence. Posted onSep 29, 2023Sep 29, 2023 by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppThe only sunscreen that’s 100% effective is abstinence. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I never feel more alone than when I’m trying to put sunscreen on my back. Putting sunscreen on kids feels like cardio. If anyone wants a more cost effective energy provider, I can supply endless energy on tap from my absolutely not tired child at bedtime. Several of my internal organs hurt, but I’m 100% sure it’s not my body trying to tell me something. By the way, if you don’t buy anything on Black Friday, you can save up to 100%.
