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  • I heard you like bad boys. Well, I’m bad. At everything.
  • I hate it when I gain 20 pounds for a role and then realize I’m not an actor.
  • I’m not starting a presentation with “ladies and gentlemen”, I’m using the gender neutral “to those who heed my warnings”.
  • Every morning I regret why I didn’t sleep earlier the night before.
  • Aliens are gonna be super confused when they show up threatening to overthrow our leaders and we’re all stoked and offer to help.
  • If I’m ever found dead in the woods, it’s probably because I was trying to pet a bear.