The only thing smart about you is your wisdom tooth. Funny Quotes July 3, 2024 FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppThe only thing smart about you is your wisdom tooth. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I’m so lazy that I’ll break my tooth trying to get this tag off before I get up and get a scissor. Getting money from the Tooth Fairy is a gateway drug to organ trafficking. With age comes wisdom. And digestive trouble. Standing on a scale and thinking: so much wisdom and inner beauty can’t be light. Wisdom of the day: Don’t do anything you don’t want to explain to the paramedic.