The only thing smart about you is your wisdom tooth. Posted on6 months ago6 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppThe only thing smart about you is your wisdom tooth. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I’m so lazy that I’ll break my tooth trying to get this tag off before I get up and get a scissor. Getting money from the Tooth Fairy is a gateway drug to organ trafficking. With age comes wisdom. And digestive trouble. Standing on a scale and thinking: so much wisdom and inner beauty can’t be light. Wisdom of the day: Don’t do anything you don’t want to explain to the paramedic.