The only thing smart about you is your wisdom tooth. Commentary:"Ah, the elusive wisdom tooth – residing among the not-so-obvious assets in an otherwise questionable repertoire of intelligence! 🧠💡 #SmartMolar #WiseCracker" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 The idea that wisdom teeth are just some random glitch that God forgot to patch, so now we have to pull them out with modern technology, is retarded. “Machines will soon be as smart as people.” Ok, but which people? The final level of being smart is just pretending you don’t know anything to make your life easier. I’m so lazy that I’ll break my tooth trying to get this tag off before I get up and get a scissor. Shark tooth necklaces are the perfect accessory if you want to look tough but also tell the world, “I’ve been to a gift shop.”