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"Oh, the tyranny of breakfast rules! Let the cheesecake rise to the occasion and conquer the morning plate 🍰☀️ Don't be the one to stand in the way of this delicious rebellion!"

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I don’t have a nervous system, I am a nervous system.

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“Do it scared!” Thanks, but I have done everything scared. When is it my turn to do it calm?

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2 months ago

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You have been a very bad boy. Now go to my room!

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America was more fun when organized crime was done by Italians in Chicago.

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Boy, did The Shining nail what it’s like being an only child.

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Stop avoiding your banking app. Go look at what you’ve done.

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Whoever came up with the name wallpaper really nailed it.

71 shares on Messenger this month:

Automated phone system: To speak to a representative, please enter the last twelve digits of Pi.

15 shares on YouTube this month:

After much deliberation, I’ve come to the conclusion that I’m an overthinker.

28 shares on YouTube this month:

Another day on this hamster wheel to nowhere.

82 shares on Facebook this month:

They should invent a job that actually wants to hire you after you apply.

77 shares on Messenger this month:

I love the idea of a fruitarian, just morally affronted that anyone could eat a baby spinach.

46 shares on Reddit this month:

The most unrealistic part of Christmas movies isn’t the existence of Santa… it’s that all these people have, like, a month off work with no interruptions.

35 shares on Slack this month:

Wait, making the right choices is an option?!

11 shares on Facebook this month:

German couples probably have less arguments because there’s an exact word for, “I’m fine, just annoyed you forgot the milk again”.

27 shares on Discord this month:

Date idea: you hold my hand while I call the dentist and you tell me I’m so brave.

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Having to confirm your past purchases over the phone with your bank’s fraud department is a truly harrowing moment of self-examination for chronic little treat buyers.

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I love how “sleeping in” used to mean noon, and now it means 8:30 a.m.

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Facebook should just go back to being Hot or Not dot com.

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The fact Head and Shoulders doesn’t have a body wash called Knees and Toes, is disappointing.

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I bought a little notebook to keep track of who’s above the law.

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It’s okay, facial recognition. I don’t recognize myself anymore either.

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I need to get my shit together, but at this point, I’m waiting to see if the world is going to end before I put any real effort in.

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“Topless” doesn’t always mean breasts or a convertible. Sometimes it also means the brain.

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Has anybody else completely lost it or is it just me and Kanye?

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My mom and all her opinions are visiting this weekend.

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The trick of life is to get the sports car before you have to grunt getting in and out of it.

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Sometimes I’m just so exhausted I have to go to bed and scroll my phone for the next 2-3 hours.

Freshly posted on Slack:

Maybe Monday is more scared of us than we are of it… we don’t know.

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Making her wear those remote-controlled vibrating panties in public so I can inform her when I’m tired and want to leave the party.

Just landed via LinkedIn:

Wake me when AI does housework.

Seen just now on X:

Americans be like, “MM:DD:YY” is how you say dates verbally, and then have a national holiday called “4th of July.”

Spotted on Threads:

Graduation advice: Stay cool. Don’t be a fool. Avoid being a tool.

Seen just now on Facebook:

“Topless” doesn’t always mean breasts or a convertible. Sometimes it also means the brain.

Trending via Pinterest:

When I take a shower I’m: 5% cleaning myself, 10% singing, 85% making life changing decisions.

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At my size, I’d be called Buffet the Vampire Slayer.

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The only thing stopping cheesecake from being a breakfast food is you.

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I don’t have a nervous system, I am a nervous system.

“Do it scared!” Thanks, but I have done everything scared. When is it my turn to do it calm?

You have been a very bad boy. Now go to my room!

America was more fun when organized crime was done by Italians in Chicago.

Boy, did The Shining nail what it’s like being an only child.

Stop avoiding your banking app. Go look at what you’ve done.

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