The only thing stopping cheesecake from being a breakfast food is you. Posted on2 weeks ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Oh, the tyranny of breakfast rules! Let the cheesecake rise to the occasion and conquer the morning plate π°βοΈ Don't be the one to stand in the way of this delicious rebellion!" Related Funny Posts π€ You can eat cheesecake for breakfast if you want to. No one can stop you. The police canβt even stop you. Whenever I see an athlete eating quark, I get sad, because the quark could have been turned into cheesecake. My two moods are eating a breakfast sandwich or wishing I was eating a breakfast sandwich. Whenever Iβm not eating a breakfast sandwich I wish I was eating a breakfast sandwich. Cheesecake dislikers are attention seekers.