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The only thing stopping cheesecake from being a breakfast food is you.

The only thing stopping cheesecake from being a breakfast food is you.

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"Oh, the tyranny of breakfast rules! Let the cheesecake rise to the occasion and conquer the morning plate 🍰☀️ Don't be the one to stand in the way of this delicious rebellion!"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged being, breakfast, cheesecake, dessert, excuse, food, humor, indulgence, morning, only, thing on Jan 26, 2025 by slickboy.

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