The only thing stopping cheesecake from being a breakfast food is you.

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If he has other girls who make him smile, be different and make him cry.

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Dear Math, I don’t want to solve your problem, I have my own problems to solve.

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Was complaining to my mom about my daughter’s attitude and she told me I should’ve named her payback.

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My mom gave me a coffee mug that says “Be your own kind of beautiful” and I’m really trying not to read too much into that.

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The unemployed urge to say I love you during a job interview.

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I love when my husband says, “correct me if I’m wrong,” like I would pass up that opportunity.

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Considering that doctors are never on time, they should tell you to come a half hour late, not early.

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Why would I go to my high school reunion? I didn’t want to be there the first time.

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A penguin is a bird the way a hot dog is a sandwich.

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I’m at the age where drinking a cup of coffee now makes me feel like Popeye scarfing down a can of spinach.