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I think I’ll just sit here and waste oxygen all day.

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The only squat I’m even considering doing today is diddly.

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“I’m not dramatic. I just react with the intensity of a Shakespearean widow at all times.”

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Got a job rejection, saw the company post the same job again, so I applied again. I decide when we’re done.

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Currently helping my husband look for his $20 I spent yesterday.

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The prime minister is a minister that is not divisible by any other minister.

The websites that let me check out as a guest are the real heroes.

I’ve decided to become an organ donor. When I die, I want an elephant to get a new trunk.

I think, therefore I am. I am, therefore I think. Therefore I am. I think.

I don’t get mad anymore. I’m just like “again?” Ok then.

Checked myself, but unfortunately, after I wrecked myself.

Don’t forget to be mean to strangers on the internet today, for no reason whatsoever.

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I don’t mean to brag, but I put together a puzzle in 1 day and the box said 2-4 years.

It’s like winter is mad and keeps storming out, then coming back yelling ‘and another thing!’

Lord of the Rings is wild cause Gandalf told Frodo he had to go on a super dangerous journey and Frodo was like “Ok, can I bring my gardener?”

Do I work hard? No. But do I work smart to compensate. Absolutely not.

Hey, I noticed you’re completely uninterested in me and couldn’t care whether I live or die. Would you like to build a life together?

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I’m going back to the 90s, if anyone wants to come.

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My cat just sneezed a bunch of times in a row and then hissed at himself. What an icon!

I mean, sex is all right, but have you ever experienced the sheer sensuality of having rock-solid proof that a problem at work was someone else’s fault, even though it really, really looked like it was yours?

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Due to unfortunate circumstances, things are no longer fergalicious nor bootylicious.

The fake cough I use when calling in sick is now available on iTunes.

Jeez. It’s like the people in this nursing home have never heard techno before.

If Spotify has taught me anything, it’s that I don’t know the correct lyrics to any of my favorite songs.

Asking the waiter for her phone number and then texting her “can I have more coffee?” two minutes later.

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Shout out to the people getting $400 hotel rooms on Feb 14th to do the same two positions they do at home.

I was walking near a construction site today and heard the foreman yell, “You’re doing a good job!” I know that was meant for me.

I am awake and ready to be disappointed.

If at first you don’t succeed then skydiving definitely isn’t for you.

I don’t need anger management, you just need to stop making me angry!

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